The Miami Dolphins are back! Well…sort of. Organized Team Activities or OTAs are in full swing and starting Quarterback Ryan Tannehill is not only participating fully, but doing so WITHOUT A KNEE BRACE, turning the OTAs into OTYAYS for Dol-fans everywhere. Sam and Chris discuss the significance of Ryan coming back without the brace, whether […]

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On this episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris are visited, once again, by three star reviewer, TRSears, who left yet ANOTHER review of our show on Apple Podcasts. This time? He takes aim at fellow citizen, Phinzler. Additionally, Ryan Tannehill has been cleared for any and all football activities without limitations! The much maligned starting […]

Part two of the Draftermath is here! Sam and Chris return to discuss the tail end of the 2018 draft class for the Miami Dolphins, as well as the rookie undrafted free agent class. Plus, we sandwich in a discussion on Miami’s new quarterback signing and Cam Wake’s standing in the league. Plus, Sam’s favorite […]

The NFL draft is over! But the fallout is just beginning. Sam and Chris re-convene inside The Town Of Perfectville to discuss the aftermath, nay the DRAFTERMATH. What did Miami do right? Did they do anything wrong? Should they have picked a QB? How come they didn’t trade up OR down? So many questions for Sam […]

Perfectville hits the century mark for podcast episode and celebrates like only Sam and Chris can. The return of the PHINZEES is here, with brand new categories and a laundry list of winners. Who wins Citizen of the Year? Which Miami Dolphins related surprise led to the WTF? Phinzee being in their possession? And of […]

It is Wrestlemania Weekend! Which means Sam and Chris put a luchadore mask on their Dol-fandom, climb to the top of the cage and jump off into a long discussion about their favorite professional grapplers and how they relate to their favorite pro football team. Which wrestler is Ryan Tannehill most like? Is their a […]

Congratulations are in order for Sam and Chris who, on Perfectville’s 98th episode, are able to still break new ground and get themselves censored on their own show. Way to go, guys! In addition to avoiding litigation, the guys wrap up the tail end of free agency for the Miami Dolphins, discuss the pros and […]

    HAPPY NEW NFL YEAR! The new season is officially here, and The Miami Dolphins are celebrating by completely changing their players. Elite defenders released, franchise players traded away and team captains cut. Adam Gase and the rest of the front office are hell bent on changing the culture of The Dolphins, even if […]

  Sam is back from his comedy tour, and Chris is back from his nationwide fireside chats! And since both are back in the friendly confines of Perfectville, they have decided to discuss the front office of the Miami Dolphins. Who is really calling the shots on player personnel? Who is to blame for some […]

  Perfectville returns to discuss the awful linebacking corps of the 2017 Miami Dolphins. Season ending injuries, AWOL veterans, under performing team captains and even an arrested thrown in for good measure, needless to say, but this unit was incredibly bad this past season. New Defensive Coordinator, Matt Burke, was able to improve the backfield, […]

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  The boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders […]

Another second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to […]

Fires. Earthquakes. Birthdays. Comedy Shows. Nothing can keep the Perfectville crew away! Well…for longer than a week, anyway. The boys return to discuss Miami’s mini-win streak, including the surprising come from behind win against The Falcons. What is Miami doing right? What are they doing wrong? And did our former o-line coach leave any “white […]

Chris Cullen returns home from vacation to find out he is under water. Meanwhile the Miami Dolphins return home for THEIR vacation in London to find out that they are under .500 and in last place afte rbeing shut out, 20-0, against the New Orleans Saints. Coach Adam Gase said after the game that we […]

Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”. What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches […]

It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the […]

The Miami Dolphins are in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE after beating the Chargers in Los Angeles, in front of a pro-Dolphins crowd that included Perfectville’s very own, Sam Marcoux. Jay Ajayi picked up where he left off last season, Jarvis LAndry was prolific at the wide receiver position, Boy Wonder, Cody Parkey nailed four […]

Okay NOW the Miami Dolphins can come out to play! After having their season opener postponed due to Hurricane Irma, The Miami Dolphins fly to the west coast to take on the 0-1 Los Angeles Chargers. And much like Dol-Fans everywhere, Sam and Chris can’t wait. How does the schedule change affect the team, if […]

After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and […]

Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach. How does Jay’s signing impact the […]

It is August, which means FOOTBALL! YAY! Sam and Chris discuss the first week of Training Camp: Jay Ajayi’s apparent head injury. Does Miami really need Jay to show anything in training camp? Will they seek out a veteran to add for depth? Or will Kenyan Drake and Damien Williams be enough if the J-Train […]

  Sam and Chris fight through traffic, bad internet connections and a wicked hangover to bring you their thoughts on the even of training camp. We may be in for a boring camp, as most of the starting positions are locked in and established, but even so, injuries are always a concern, and surprise players […]

Former Miami Dolphin Wide Receiver Greg Camarillo (AKA Rich Camarillo) joins Perfectville to talk about that dreaded 2007 season, the remarkable 2008 season, and what the vibe was during both. Plus, Greg reveals who has the TD ball from the Baltimore Ravens OT victory in 2007, as well as finally meeting Rich Camarillo all of […]

The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the […]

AFC East Bros. Host, Kyle Smith joins us on Outside/In to discuss his thoughts on the Miami Dolphins as a Jets fan, as well as who he would take from Miami right now, to help the Jets. Kyle also discusses when the rivalry between The Jets and Dolphins really took off for him, and who […]

Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy […]

Sam and Chris travel back to Perfectville and discuss the recently released, preseason schedule and what it might indicate for the regular season, Miami’s new quarterback, Dion Jordan’s new team and more. SB Nation’s Brett Kollmann joins us on our new segment Outside/In, to discuss his thoughts on The Dolphins franchise as a whole, as […]

Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag […]

After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or […]

Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the new league year and the #NewMiami that has occurred. From re-signing their own free agents like Kenny Stills, extending contracts of current stars such as Reshad Jones, and even solidifying their defensive front seven with Lawrence Timmons and a trade for William Hayes, the Dolphins are […]

The boys are back in town! The Town of Perfectville, that is. And they are here to present the final round of Phinzees for the 2016-2017 season! Categories such as The Penny Saver Value Phinzee, Defensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, Offensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, and of course, The Dallas Thomas Lifetime Achievement Phinzee! Plus, […]

The Ultimate Dolfans Guide to Dethroning the Patriots – Step 1: All About The Benjamins By Lazaro Montecruz The Miami Dolphins have a monumental task ahead of them in 2017. Their goal, more so than that of any other team in the National Football League, is to take on and defeat the juggernauts that are […]

The Second part of our three part awards show, The Phinzees, is here! Sam, Kevin, Chris and Travis (along with his pants-less cat), return to present four more HUGE Phinzee awards to their respective winners! Categories include The You Look Phinsational Phinzee (Best Uniform Combination), The Phinjury Report (Most Impactful Injury), The Adam Sandler “You Blew It!” […]

It is award season and the most coveted award is, of course, The PHINZEE. The official awards ceremony of WelcomeToPerfectville.com, The Phinzees kicks off with your hosts, Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen from “Perfectville”, as well as Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern from “The Phinalysis Podcast”. The four get together to discuss such awards as: […]

As the Patriots prepare the streets of Boston for a fifth Super Bowl parade, the three step-children of the AFC East continue to wonder – when will it end? Two decades of chasing a divisional silver medal should be nearing its triumphed conclusion. Instead, the 39 year old quarterback and curmudgeon coach that consistently turns […]

As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee? […]

The Miami Dolphins have some decisions to make this off season. Starting with their own free agents, the front office is going to have to figure out if it makes financial sense to sign players like Kenny Stills, Andre Branch, Kiko Alonso and others to big contracts, or let them go and look to replace […]

It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency […]

The 2016 Dolphins were many things. Between the heart-thumping finishes, exceeded expectations, and setting a new organizational precedence, if nothing else, this team was a sheer pleasure to watch. With an impressive resolve, the Dolphins overcame a multitude of adverse situations to win double digit games and secure a post-season berth for the first time […]

Miami went into Baltimore seeking their seventh win a row, and left there still having only seven wins total, as the Ravens flocked the Dolphins up, 38-6. Defensively, Miami was terrible. Offensively, Miami was terrible. Special teams, however…was terrible. So what went wrong? Did anything go right? And does DeVante Parker have a second career […]

The playoffs start NOW, as Miami steamrolls into Baltimore to take on the third seeded, and AFC North Division leading, Ravens. Can Miami take out a playoff contender while in a hostile environment? Will Ryan Tannehill or Jay Ajayi be able to crack the seemingly, unsolvable code, that is The Ravens defense? And who, among […]

The Miami Dolphins won their sixth straight game and are now the sixth seed in the AFC Playoff standings! It wasn’t easy, however, as Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers put up a valiant effort before succumbing to defeat, two yards short of the game tying touchdown by Kaepernick. Who stepped up to thwart […]

Another week, another Miami Dolphins win. Five in a row now for the boys from South Beach, and this one was an ugly, wet mess until about five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Ryan Tannehill, Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker stepped up (finally!) and sent the West Coast Dol-Fans who braved the Los Angeles […]

  The Dolphins combined their west coast road trip, so we combined our west coast podcasts! A JUMBO (non-Elliot version) edition of Perfectville, as we discuss the four game winning streak that continued in San Diego, as well as preview the upcoming game against the St. Louis Los Angeles Rams. Can Miami survive a loss to their […]

Sam and Chris tackle the huge game this weekend against The AFC West’s San Diego Chargers. What player needs to step up and earn his money on offense this week? Who does the defense need to focus on shutting down in San Diego’s high octane offense? Plus, RIDICULOUS PREDICTIONS! Follow us on Twitter: Perfectville @ PerfectvillePod […]

The Dolphins win AGAIN and have gotten themselves back to a .500 record at 4-4. Even better, they have gotten themselves back into a legitimate conversation for the playoffs! A 27-23 victory that saw a rushing TD, a passing TD, a kickoff return for a TD, two strip sacks by Cam Wake, and even a […]

Miami had a bye week, which means the Dolphins haven’t lost in over three weeks! You have to love that, right? But what we don’t love, are the other teams in the AFC East. But we all know that, so we decided to take the time we have in the bye week, to explain why […]

Reshad Jones is officially gone for the season, LeSean McCoy left Buffalo’s practice with a hamstring issue and the intense rivalry between the Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills heats up, as they prepare for battle this Sunday! Sam and Chris give their thoughts on who they they will win and why. Plus, some actual news […]

The boys are back after another bad loss to the Pittsburgh Steele…wait, what? They won? Not only that, but they DOMINATED?!?! How did this happen? Chris and Sam break down what went right against a very good Steelers team this past Sunday. Plus, some breaking news that promises to bring the entire fan base down. […]

Chris and Sam discuss the abysmal loss to the Titans, Adam Gase’s firing spree and the latest trade rumors swirling around Ryan Tannehill. Plus, we look ahead to this weekend’s game against The Steelers. Does Miami even have a shot at winning this game, given the amount of injuries on defense and Pittsburgh’s potent offense? […]

Travis Wingfield joins Sam once again to review the Thursday Night Debacle against Cincinnati. Is Adam Gase in over his head? Is Tannehill in danger of being traded for Jay Cutler? Who are the worst players ever? And can Miami salvage this season, or is it time to focus on the draft? Plus, a second […]

Week Four is upon us and Travis Wingfield is filling in for Chris Cullen as we navigate the murky waters of our win against Cleveland, as well as what Miami needs to do to escape Ohio 2-2. Should Ja’Wuan James continue to start? Is Kenyan Drake our best option at running back? And which wide […]

Sam and Chris preview the home opener as The Cleveland Browns limp into town to take on the best 0-2 team in the league. Will Miami win? Of course, but the question remains by how much? Plus, we give you our RIdiculous Predictions and we spend a second talking about the AFC East! Follow us […]

Sam and Chris to review what went wrong up in Foxboro. An overwhelmed defense, a slow starting offense and the legend of Jimmy Garoppolo combined to drop 31 point quickly on our beloved fins. If not for the Herculean effort of Ryan Tannehill, the talent of Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker, and most importantly, Kiko […]

  The boys are back and licking their wounds after a painful week one loss to the Seattle Seahawks. Find out what Sam and Chris thought about the last minute collapse by the defense, what specific plays changed the outcome of the game and of course, who the worst players ever are. We also say […]

The following players were cut today to get the roster to 53. Imagine if you are a football player and aren’t good enough to make a team like the Miami Dolphins…ouch: Players in bold, commentary in (parenthesis) CUTS: OL Sam Young (Great first name, bad player) CB Chimdi Chekwa (ChekWHY was this a surprise to […]

Our paper bag mascot has become quite popular with our readers and listeners. And the time is right for us to name our paper friend proper. And since we can’t decide on a name ourselves, and in a desperate attempt to be more interactive with the audience, we have decided to make this an official […]

Sam and Chris review the game against the Atlanta Falcons and hand out their “Worst Players Ever” awards in addition to breaking down every roster spot available and predicting the final 53 man roster for opening day. Who do Sam and Chris see staying? Who gets cut? And can Dallas Thomas survive yet ANOTHER bad […]

Atlanta Falcons (2-0) @ Miami Dolphins (1-1) Thursday August 25 8:00 EST – Hard Rock Stadium – NBC National Broadcast   The third pre-season game is always the “dress rehearsal” for the regular season. Just as the Dolphins are preparing for their contest possible adding some minimal scheming, I’m going to transition more into a […]

Jam packed show this week as Sam and Chris review the 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys, as well as preview the Thursday Night, prime time match up against the Atlanta Falcons. Find out who we thought were the worst players ever in week 2. And what Ridiculous Predictions do we have […]

I was immediately worried when Mike Pouncey left the Dolphin’s preseason game due to injury against the Dallas Cowboys last Friday night. While he was able to return to play later in the quarter there now reports that he will miss the rest of preseason and possibly the season opener due to an undisclosed hip […]

Miami Dolphins (1-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (0-1) Friday August 19, 8:00 EST Cowboys Stadium   Now that you’ve removed your finger from the panic button and prepare for another installment of Dolphins football, let’s get you ready for the game. The Cowboys came out on fire against the Rams in their opener taking the opening […]

Football is finally back! Granted it is week one of Pre-Season and the majority of players that we actually know will spend more time standing on the sidelines than crouching in the huddle. But still…FOOTBALL! Sam and Chris review the positions and personnel that they will be keeping a keen eye on, during this game. […]

  The Miami Dolphins have spent over 500 million dollars and years of design and construction to remodel and renovate the house that Joe Robbie built. Sam and Chris discuss those improvements, address the criticism some fans have lobbed towards the project and what home field advantages the new/old stadium provides Miami. The boys also […]

Training Camp for the Miami Dolphins has started and Day One provided a ton of news. Multiple players were put on the PUP list to the surprise of many, Dion Jordan got reinstated on a provisional basis, Jason Taylor landed a new job with the franchise and the return of Wakezilla astonishes everyone, including Head […]

In part one of this series, I chronicled the players that distribute the football and the tight ends. Part two examines the players that finish the plays – the backs and wide outs. I recently read a complaint on a ‘Phins message board about the lack of star power this team has had basically since […]

On this trip to Perfectville, Sam and Chris focus on the Miami Dolphins fight song. This infamous bad song was written and performed by Lee Ofman after The Dolphins had their perfect season, and it has stuck itself to the franchise like a wet paper bag, ever since. However, is it the worst NFL fight […]