After another embarrassing loss on national television, The Miami Dolphins drop to 4-5 on the season and 1-10 in their last 11 prime time games. The team gave up roughly 5 billion yards on the ground to a bad running offense in the Carolina Panthers. The loss left the team, the coaches and all the Citizens of Perfectville demoralized.
But on the bright side, Kenyan Drake DID score the team’s first rushing touchdown on the season! That’s a good thing, right? Right?!?!?!
Unfortunately, Perfectville’s own Chris Cullen was at this Monday Nightmare and managed to live long enough to talk about it. Not only did he suffer this loss in person, but his tailgate party beforehand wasn’t much better.
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Additionally, Sam looks to induct The New York Giants Fanba-BUT IS INTERRUPTED BY CHRIS WHO TAKES OVER THE SEGMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY.
The Wheel of Whatever
As always, our trusty wheel spins us into whatever direction it wants. This week it twirls us to Dallas and “Jerry Land” this week, as the NFL and Roger Goodell square off against one of the most iconic and powerful figures in the sports’ history. Can the NFL survive without Jerry Jones? Would Jerry Jones allow that to happen?
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