Category: Perfectville – Miami Dolphins

Welcome To Perfectville

The first place podcast for your Miami Dolphins. Hosted by comedian, Sam Marcoux and former college football player, Chris Cullen. The duo take you through the absurdity of being a Dol-fan and how to survive it all. Whether you are a die hard fan, casual viewer, or even a bandwagoner, Perfectville has something for you.

So rather than scour the earth, looking for something about the team, visit Perfectville, instead! Besides, we have cookies, and beer.

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This Week: Happy New Year! The Dolphins end the old year by beating the New England Patriots, which set the stage for the Tennessee Titans to eliminate The Pats in the Wild Card round last weekend. Fellow AFC East rival The Buffalo Bills also lost in the first round of the playoffs which makes 2020 […]

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This Week: The boys return to discuss whether or not to be proud of The Miami Dolphins this season, if Ryan Fitzpatrick should be a ‘phin in 2020 and…Tom Brady a Miami Dolphin?!?!?! Enjoy! Follow us: TWITTER: PerfectvillepodChris CullenSam Marcoux FACEBOOK: PerfectvillePodcast INSTAGRAM: PerfectvillePodcast E-MAIL: perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts, Google Music Play […]

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This Week: Happy Thanksgiving! While the Citizens of Perfectville stuff their faces with turkey and cranberry sauce, Sam and Chris are stuffing your earholes with hate. Because this is the 75th ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! A show where we suspend any and all normal activities to focus on the stuff that bothers us, the shit […]

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This Week: After two consecutive weeks of temporary insanity, The Miami Dolphins came back to earth and lose big to their rivals, The Buffalo Bills. Not only did they lose the game, but they also lost to more starters for the season as Bobby McCain and Reshad Jones were both put on injured reserve. While […]

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This Week: The Miami Dolphins win AGAIN! This time against the Indianapolis Colts. Granted The Colts were starting their backup QB and T.Y. Hilton wasn’t playing…but STILL! The Dolphins continued to improve in every facet of the game and are now one victory away from being on a streak. And to go streaking, they will […]

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This Week: The Miami Dolphins WIN against Adam Gase and the hated New York Jets. You read that right….The Miami Dolphins WIN. And on this historic occasion, Sam and Chris take some time to gloat and celebrate both the joy of winning, and the long term misery this win may have caused The Dolphins as […]

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This Week: The Dolphins lose AGAIN in Week Four to the Los Angeles Chargers. They also fail to score a single point in the second half AGAIN, which means they are now being outscored 81-0 in the second half of games. Despite the ineptitude of quarters three and four, the ‘Fins managed to leave the […]

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This Week: The boys return to discuss the piping hot rumor mill of Jadeveon Clowney possibly being traded to The Miami Dolphins. The uber talented defender has reportedly met with the Miami Dolphins coaching staff to discuss his role and it seems likely that he is moved out of Houston soon. If he comes to […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris start recording DURING the preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. And while The Miami Dolphins were winning, the Citizens of Perfectville are winning as well because Chris’s dad, Lloyd, joins us on the show to discuss all things Miami Dolphins. WARNING! There may be alcohol involved…there may be disparaging remarks […]

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This Week: The boys discuss The Miami Dolphins victory over The Atlanta Falcons to kick off preseason and the Brian Flores era. What went right? What went wrong? And which player on the team called out the new head coach for being “jittery”? Plus, Preston Williams is good. So good in fact, that it looks […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris discuss the upcoming PRESEASON EXTRAVAGANZA between YOUR Miami Dolphins and The Atlanta Falcons. What are the top three things Chris is looking for out of this game? What are Sam’s? Plus, is Miami doing the right thing by having Ryan Fitzpatrick start at the quarterback spot? Or is Brian Flores […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris reunite the band…before splitting up again. But in his absence, a new band member emerges to pick up Chris’s guitar and strum a few chords. Travis Wingfield of Locked On Dolphins returns to Perfectville to give his thoughts on the current Miami Dolphins team, which player(s) are underrated around the […]

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This Week: A former Miami Dolphins player has knocked up Tiger Woods’ ex-wife. A running back with more career arrests than touchdowns is in the running to be a contributing player for the 2019-2020 Miami Dolphins, and Josh Rosen still sucks. Plus, Sam and Chris discuss how their fandom has changed over the years. What […]

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This Week: Perfectville returns to discuss the rumors and innuendo surrounding the Miami Dolphins and OTAs. Which receivers are making names for themselves? What defender is causing a distraction in the media? And is Ryan Fitzpatrick really ahead of Josh Rosen? Or are the Miami Dolphins just manipulating the South Beach media? Plus, Sam just […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris return to the Town of Perfectville to recap the Miami Dolphins 2019 NFL Draft. Did Miami make the right choice with Christian Wilkins at #13? Should they have taken Dwayne Haskins instead? What risk, if any, does trading for Josh Rosen in the second round bring to Miami? And did […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris take some time to size up the rest of the AFC East in this episode of Perfectville. For some, the Bills and Jets have surpassed the Dolphins. Others say that New England is still the team to beat. Perfectville takes a look at each team’s strengths and weaknesses and where […]

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  This Week: Lots of veterans got served their walking papers this week, and the rumor is that more veterans are headed for the door, as well. Sam and Chris give their thoughts on the now former Miami Dolphins and who they are bummed to see play elsewhere next year. Plus, the boys play another […]

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This Week: Perfectville hosts the hit new game show: Name. That. Band-Aid! The show where the Citizens Of Perfectville try to guess the veteran QB candidate that Miami should consider as their ‘band-aid’ for 2019, based on the clues Chris gives! Hooray! Plus, Sam has a bizarrely satisfying experience in a hot tub in the […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris discuss their (delayed) thoughts on The Super Bowl, Coach Brian Flores’ first press conference as The Dolphins Head Coach, and why his staff differs from previous first year Dolphins coach’s staffs. Plus, Chris throws out a new contender for veteran QB band-aid 2019. And the results might be quite…magical. Follow […]

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This Week: As the Super Bowl looms near, with the hated New England Patriots vying for the Lombardi Trophy AGAIN, Sam and Chris discuss the long rumored hire of one of their coaches, Brian Flores, as the new Head Coach for your Miami Dolphins. What does his hire really mena for the short term future […]

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This Week: After another disappointing season for the Miami Dolphins, the franchise has decided to fire Head Coach Adam Gase, fire President of Football Operations, Mike Tannenbaum, fire starting QB Ryan Tannehill and promote, GM Chris Grier. An active offseason is sure to follow this wave of front office and player personnel moves that Stephen […]

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This Week: The Miami Dolphins pull of The Miami Miracle against the New England Patriots and all we got was this lousy t-shirt! Okay, so we didn’t get a t-shirt, but we got an amazing win and the playoffs are STILL a possibility for this injury-riddled franchise. Sam and Chris discuss the play, the weirdness […]

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This Week: Another week, another devastating Miami Dolphins loss. It seemingly, doesn’t matter who this franchise employs as its coaches or players, the end results are usually the same. Sam and Chris discuss the latest heartbreaking loss their favorite football franchise has given them. In doing so, Chris realizes that they are in some sort […]

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This Week: Comedian Jim Florentine travels to the town of Perfectville to discuss his Dol-Fandom, life on the road as a stand-up comedian and remembering some of the most brutal losses and missteps that Miami has had. He also discusses how his son is keeping the family tradition of being a “Dolfan” alive, how his […]

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This Week: Hatesgiving is here! Hooray! Sam and Chris go off about any and all things that are troubling them. From defensive coordinators to play calling and even popcorn, yes…popcorn, the boys leave no hateful stone unturned. SO sit back, relax, crack a beer and enjoy the hate balloons floating through downtown Perfectville as the […]

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This Week: The Miami Dolphins SWEPT THE JETS IN 2018! Yay! But Reshad Jones quit on the team, Ryan Tannehill may have played his last game for us and the NFL is fining our coach for lying. Boo! Oh, and the rest of the team that is being held together with bubble gum and duct […]

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This Week: Following a convincing loss to the Detroit Lions, Sam and Chris discuss the lack of discipline on and off the field, the major rash of injuries affecting how Miami can even execute its questionable play calling and whether or not Adam Gase is holding himself, and his staff, accountable. We also preview Thursday’s […]

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This Week: After a hectic birthday week in South Florida, Sam returns in time to speak to Chris about Brock Osweiler, the epic victory over The Bears, and why Sam is respnsible for at least ONE of the touchdowns scored in that game. Plus, Chris and Sam give the preview and score predictions for the […]

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This Week: Chris Cullen returns to Perfectville from his vacation, only to find that The Miami Dolphins have lost two games in a row and are now in SECOND place in the AFC East. So what in the hell went wrong? Is it bad play calling? Too many injuries to overcome? Or maybe it is […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris extend their stay in Perfectville this week and preview Week Two against the HATED New York Jets of New Jersey. What does Miami need to do to snake a win on the road? Which players on offense need to step up and take control of this game? How do we […]

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This Week: Chris returns and, along with Sam, let’s the Citizens Of Perfectville have their way with the town. It is Citizen’s choice! Any and all topics are submitted in by our listeners, and there were some doozies on this go ’round. What are our four hardest games this season? Why should we be pessimistic […]

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  This Week: Chris is away handling football stuff so Sam sits down with his good friend, and fellow Comedian, Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh to discuss all things Miami Dolphins. This interview took place after a recent sold out show and was conducted on stage, immediately after Kabir finished his set. As audience members filed out, […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss tonight’s(!!!) game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It has been months since we have seen the Miami Dolphins in an actual football game. Granted, it is a preseason game and the actual players will only be on the field for a few plays, but who […]

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  This Week: Sam and Chris discuss all things Ryan Tannehill. His injury, the comeback, his role with the team and how he compares to legendary Dolphins QB…Jay Fiedler?!?!?! Speaking of which, Sam addresses the 2000 season and why what happened that year, affects the team in 2018. In the second half of the show, […]

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  This Week: Sad news in Perfectville, as former Head Coach, Tony Sparano, passed away over this past weekend. Best known for his ability to motivate his players through fiery speeches and a sideline demeanor that endeared him to dol-fans throughout the world. He remains the only coach to lead an AFC East team to […]

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The boys are back in town! Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with updated equipment, new segments and of course, the same amount of cussin’ and fussin’ that the Citizens Of Perfectville demand! This Week: -Chris discuss the positional battles he is most looking forward to during training camp. -Sam admits to reading an Omar […]

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The Miami Dolphins are back! Well…sort of. Organized Team Activities or OTAs are in full swing and starting Quarterback Ryan Tannehill is not only participating fully, but doing so WITHOUT A KNEE BRACE, turning the OTAs into OTYAYS for Dol-fans everywhere. Sam and Chris discuss the significance of Ryan coming back without the brace, whether […]

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On this episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris are visited, once again, by three star reviewer, TRSears, who left yet ANOTHER review of our show on Apple Podcasts. This time? He takes aim at fellow citizen, Phinzler. Additionally, Ryan Tannehill has been cleared for any and all football activities without limitations! The much maligned starting […]

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Part two of the Draftermath is here! Sam and Chris return to discuss the tail end of the 2018 draft class for the Miami Dolphins, as well as the rookie undrafted free agent class. Plus, we sandwich in a discussion on Miami’s new quarterback signing and Cam Wake’s standing in the league. Plus, Sam’s favorite […]

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The NFL draft is over! But the fallout is just beginning. Sam and Chris re-convene inside The Town Of Perfectville to discuss the aftermath, nay the DRAFTERMATH. What did Miami do right? Did they do anything wrong? Should they have picked a QB? How come they didn’t trade up OR down? So many questions for Sam […]

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Perfectville hits the century mark for podcast episode and celebrates like only Sam and Chris can. The return of the PHINZEES is here, with brand new categories and a laundry list of winners. Who wins Citizen of the Year? Which Miami Dolphins related surprise led to the WTF? Phinzee being in their possession? And of […]

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It is Wrestlemania Weekend! Which means Sam and Chris put a luchadore mask on their Dol-fandom, climb to the top of the cage and jump off into a long discussion about their favorite professional grapplers and how they relate to their favorite pro football team. Which wrestler is Ryan Tannehill most like? Is their a […]

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Congratulations are in order for Sam and Chris who, on Perfectville’s 98th episode, are able to still break new ground and get themselves censored on their own show. Way to go, guys! In addition to avoiding litigation, the guys wrap up the tail end of free agency for the Miami Dolphins, discuss the pros and […]

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    HAPPY NEW NFL YEAR! The new season is officially here, and The Miami Dolphins are celebrating by completely changing their players. Elite defenders released, franchise players traded away and team captains cut. Adam Gase and the rest of the front office are hell bent on changing the culture of The Dolphins, even if […]

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  Sam is back from his comedy tour, and Chris is back from his nationwide fireside chats! And since both are back in the friendly confines of Perfectville, they have decided to discuss the front office of the Miami Dolphins. Who is really calling the shots on player personnel? Who is to blame for some […]

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  Perfectville returns to discuss the awful linebacking corps of the 2017 Miami Dolphins. Season ending injuries, AWOL veterans, under performing team captains and even an arrested thrown in for good measure, needless to say, but this unit was incredibly bad this past season. New Defensive Coordinator, Matt Burke, was able to improve the backfield, […]

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    The votes have been tallied and the Citizens of Perfectville demand that Sam and Chris discuss the wide receiving corps. Jarvis Landry led the league in the receptions, but has publicly made it known that he feels disrespected by Adam Gase and the Miami Dolphins during contract negotiations. Can the relationship between the […]

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    Sam and Chris return to kick off the new year by reviewing the year that was. Injuries, hurricanes, drug abuse and MORE, plagued the Miami Dolphins in 2017. Changes must, and will be made, in order to get this franchise back to the playoffs in 2018. We take a look at those initial […]

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After a stunning victory over The New England Patriots on Monday, Perfectville returns to celebrate and discuss a possible playoff push. Since The Dolphins wore their throwback jerseys last week, Sam and Chris dust off the mothballs from yesteryear and kick it, old school with Ridiculous Predictions, A Second On The AFC East, and of […]

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  The boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders […]

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Another second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to […]

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Fires. Earthquakes. Birthdays. Comedy Shows. Nothing can keep the Perfectville crew away! Well…for longer than a week, anyway. The boys return to discuss Miami’s mini-win streak, including the surprising come from behind win against The Falcons. What is Miami doing right? What are they doing wrong? And did our former o-line coach leave any “white […]

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Chris Cullen returns home from vacation to find out he is under water. Meanwhile the Miami Dolphins return home for THEIR vacation in London to find out that they are under .500 and in last place afte rbeing shut out, 20-0, against the New Orleans Saints. Coach Adam Gase said after the game that we […]

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Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”. What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches […]

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It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the […]

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The Miami Dolphins are in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE after beating the Chargers in Los Angeles, in front of a pro-Dolphins crowd that included Perfectville’s very own, Sam Marcoux. Jay Ajayi picked up where he left off last season, Jarvis LAndry was prolific at the wide receiver position, Boy Wonder, Cody Parkey nailed four […]

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Okay NOW the Miami Dolphins can come out to play! After having their season opener postponed due to Hurricane Irma, The Miami Dolphins fly to the west coast to take on the 0-1 Los Angeles Chargers. And much like Dol-Fans everywhere, Sam and Chris can’t wait. How does the schedule change affect the team, if […]

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After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and […]

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Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach. How does Jay’s signing impact the […]

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It is August, which means FOOTBALL! YAY! Sam and Chris discuss the first week of Training Camp: Jay Ajayi’s apparent head injury. Does Miami really need Jay to show anything in training camp? Will they seek out a veteran to add for depth? Or will Kenyan Drake and Damien Williams be enough if the J-Train […]

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  Sam and Chris fight through traffic, bad internet connections and a wicked hangover to bring you their thoughts on the even of training camp. We may be in for a boring camp, as most of the starting positions are locked in and established, but even so, injuries are always a concern, and surprise players […]

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The boys return home to Perfectville and are bringing a slice of VEGAS with them this week. That is because the sports books have The Miami Dolphins as an Over/Under of 7.5 wins in 2017, which Sam and Chris feel is way too low. So, in an effort to help Las Vegas out, Chris and […]

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Chris recently suffered a gruesome ankle injury, that Sam mocks to infinity. The boys re-call times where they pooped and peed themselves during athletic contests, and find time to discuss the actual football team a little bit, as well. What unit on offense is stacked to the brim with talent? Which position scares the hell […]

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Former Miami Dolphin Wide Receiver Greg Camarillo (AKA Rich Camarillo) joins Perfectville to talk about that dreaded 2007 season, the remarkable 2008 season, and what the vibe was during both. Plus, Greg reveals who has the TD ball from the Baltimore Ravens OT victory in 2007, as well as finally meeting Rich Camarillo all of […]

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Sam and Chris welcome fellow podcaster and football fan, Adam Emmert to the show. Despite being a Seahawks fan, Adam HATES The Miami Dolphins and is asked to explain himself to the citizens of Perfectville. Find out why he hates South Beach’s favorite team, and what it would take in order to get Richard Sherman […]

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Sam and Chris dive into the Miami Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft and discuss which picks they liked, which picks they loved, and which rookie Sam does not think will make The Miami Dolphins roster in 2017. Plus, Chris reveals which Undrafted Free Agent Rookies he thinks might get onto the squad and The Wheel Of […]

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The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the […]

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AFC East Bros. Host, Kyle Smith joins us on Outside/In to discuss his thoughts on the Miami Dolphins as a Jets fan, as well as who he would take from Miami right now, to help the Jets. Kyle also discusses when the rivalry between The Jets and Dolphins really took off for him, and who […]

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Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy […]

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Sam and Chris travel back to Perfectville and discuss the recently released, preseason schedule and what it might indicate for the regular season, Miami’s new quarterback, Dion Jordan’s new team and more. SB Nation’s Brett Kollmann joins us on our new segment Outside/In, to discuss his thoughts on The Dolphins franchise as a whole, as […]

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Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag […]

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After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or […]

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Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the new league year and the #NewMiami that has occurred. From re-signing their own free agents like Kenny Stills, extending contracts of current stars such as Reshad Jones, and even solidifying their defensive front seven with Lawrence Timmons and a trade for William Hayes, the Dolphins are […]

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The boys are back in town! The Town of Perfectville, that is. And they are here to present the final round of Phinzees for the 2016-2017 season! Categories such as The Penny Saver Value Phinzee, Defensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, Offensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, and of course, The Dallas Thomas Lifetime Achievement Phinzee! Plus, […]

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The Second part of our three part awards show, The Phinzees, is here! Sam, Kevin, Chris and Travis (along with his pants-less cat), return to present four more HUGE Phinzee awards to their respective winners! Categories include The You Look Phinsational Phinzee (Best Uniform Combination), The Phinjury Report (Most Impactful Injury), The Adam Sandler “You Blew It!” […]

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It is award season and the most coveted award is, of course, The PHINZEE. The official awards ceremony of WelcomeToPerfectville.com, The Phinzees kicks off with your hosts, Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen from “Perfectville”, as well as Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern from “The Phinalysis Podcast”. The four get together to discuss such awards as: […]

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As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee? […]

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The Miami Dolphins have some decisions to make this off season. Starting with their own free agents, the front office is going to have to figure out if it makes financial sense to sign players like Kenny Stills, Andre Branch, Kiko Alonso and others to big contracts, or let them go and look to replace […]

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It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency […]