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Three Ways Mike McDaniel Can Win Miami Over Before Ever Coaching A Game
Mike McDaniel is the new head coach for The Miami Dolphins. Like most new coach hires, he brings a bagful of hope and excitement with him. Much like Brian Flores, Adam Gase and every head coach hired before him, the expectations of the fan base are elevated with the hope that THIS coach, will finally…
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Five Fantastic Failures of Stephen Ross
Stephen Ross is fifth richest team owner in the NFL. But being one of the richest in the game, doesn’t mean he is one of the best. In fact, you could argue that Stephen Ross is the absolute worst owner in all of professional sports, let alone football. The team has been the drizzling shits…
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Re-Drafting the Brian Flores Era Miami Dolphins (2020 NFL Draft)
What does The Miami Dolphins team look like in hindsight? The Brian Flores Era is over in Miami. A mixed bag of results on the field, in the front office and in the draft room. Coach Flo hit some homeruns alongside Chris Grier in each of these areas, and whiffed completely in others. From mid-round…
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Re-Drafting the Brian Flores Era Miami Dolphins (2019 NFL Draft)
What does The Miami Dolphins team look like in hindsight? The Brian Flores Era is over in Miami. A mixed bag of results on the field, in the front office and in the draft room. Coach Flo hit some homeruns alongside Chris Grier in each of these areas, and whiffed completely in others. From mid-round…
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The Big Miami Dolphins Lie
And these were the guys that were supposed to lead us back to the promised land? A tone deaf owner who is allergic to success in the NFL? A maligned general manager who ignores critical positions of need for years and gambles away top draft picks on project players and reaches? A head coach with…
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Episode 190: Know Thy Enemy
This Week: The boys take some time to look at the REST of The AFC East on this episode of Welcome To Perfectville. The Bills, Patriots and Jets each had various levels of success and failure in 2020 and their offseason approaches reflect that. The Patriots went on a spending spree, The Bills added talent…
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Episode 189: A Little Bit of This n’ That
This Week Sam is almost out of his temporary recording location and back into the Perfectville West studio, Chris is still in his Perfectville East studio, and The Dolphins are almost on the clock! The boys review Miami’s free agency plan and how it relates to the aforementioned NFL Draft. Did Miami make enough moves…
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Episode 188: Free Agency is Offensive
This Week Free Agency has started! And so has the overreactions from fans. The Miami Dolphins were big spenders in the 2020 free agent class. 2021? Not so much. At least, at first glance, it appears that The Dolphins weren’t terribly aggressive filling holes with the 2021 free agency class. Upon a closer look, however,…
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Episode 187: The Tight Ends Room
This Week The boys are back in the saddle. Chris has a new gig and Sam has a new kid. And they get to talk about the best positional unit on the offense? Triple score! The Miami Dolphins have one of the best Tight Ends in football in Mike Gesicki. And his fellow tight ends,…
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Episode 186: The Running Backs Room
This Week Welp, Tom Brady won ANOTHER Super Bowl, Zach Thomas was left out of the Pro Football Hall of Fame and all of our players and coaches that were up for awards got snubbed. And if it couldn’t get any worse for Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, we talk about our abysmal running back performance…
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Episode 185: The Wide Receivers Room
This Week The wide receivers for The Miami Dolphins in 2020 were not good. In fact, they weren’t even okay. They were bad. Very bad. And injured. And not open. In fact, it was one of the worst offensive outputs The Dolphins have ever had from a wide receiving group. What went wrong? Did anything…
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Episode 184: The Quarterbacks Room
This Week Tua Tagovailoa and Ryan Fitzpatrick led The Miami Dolphins from the quarterback position in 2020. At times, both of them were amazing. At other times, both were maddening. Sam and Chris break down the position t length in this episode. What went right? What went wrong? And how doe they get better in…
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Episode 183: The Best Bad Team In Football
This Week Another postseason watching from the couch. The Dolphins come up (WAY) short against The Bills in the final game of the season and miss the playoffs for the 345th consecutive year. What went right and, more importantly, what went wrong, against Josh Allen and The Bills? And even though The Dolphins missed the…
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Episode 182: And A Happy New Beard
This Week Fitzmagic put on a show against The Las Vegas Raiders in the fourth quarter to keep the playoff dream alive for The Miami Dolphins. But his theatrics have led to a lot of debate amongst Dol-fans as to who is better equipped to lead the team into Buffalo to face the Bills. Will…
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Episode 181: Merry Finsmas! (MIA vs. LV)
This Week The Miami Dolphins continue their warp speed makeover as they win against The New England Patriots, keeping their playoff hopes alive, killing Bill belichick’s playoff dreams and securing a winning season in year two of the Brian Flores era. Sam and Chris discuss the incredible turn around which resulted in another top notch…
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Episode 180: Elite or Delete? (NE vs MIA)
This Week As the saying goes, “You Can’t Win ‘Em All”, and The Miami Dolphins proved that this past weekend, falling to the Kansas City Chiefs 33-27. But despite the loss, the team is still hanging on to the last playoff spot in the AFC as we head into week 15. With Miami needing to…
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Episode 179: A Big Ball of Razorblades (KC vs. MIA)
This Week The boys are back and so are the Miami Dolphins and their winning ways. The team fought their way (literally in some ways) past the Bengals to improve to 8-4 for the first time in 17 years. Sam and Chris bask in the glory of a season that won’t end in a losing…
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Episode 178: Eff Tee Jay (Mia vs NYJ)
This Week Welp, the Dolphins lost to the Denver Broncos last week and now everyone is sad. What went wrong when our team traveled to Colorado? Well, the short answer is everything. Bas playcalling, bad play design, injuries, Covid-19, poor tackling, etc., etc. But the good news is that once we identify and talk about…
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Episode 177: 5th Annual HATESGIVING Day Parade!
This Week It’s BACK! The most popular show we do ALL year returns! No format, no game preview. Just pure hate. The 5th Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade is here! Sam and Chris rant and rave about ll the things that burn them up on the inside. From dirty bars of soap to stupid Covid commercials…
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Episode 176: Dear National Sports Media…Shut Up (MIA vs. Den)
This Week Another week, another victory for the Miami Dolphins! The team is now 6-3 and only a half game out of first place in the AFC East! With a favorable match up against The Denver Broncos this week, it appears as though The Citizens of Perfectville will have a lot to be thankful for…
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Episode 175: Long Wiggly Dicks (LAC vs. MIA)
This Week: FRIDAY NIGHT PODCAST! You know what THAT means! More beer than usual! YAY! The Miami Dolphins walk out of Arizona winners, once again! The team is on a four game win streak, 5-3 overall, and right in the thick of the AFC playoff race. How is this team doing it? In every aspect…
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Episode 174: “The Most Interesting Man In The World” Ed Smith (MIA vs. ARI)
This Week: Tua Tagovailoa was the headline going into Week 8, but Miami’s defense was the story coming out of it. The rookie survived his first start in the NFL, and even threw his first touchdown pass of his career to DeVante Parker! But the defense stole the show, with tons of pressure on Jared…
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Episode 173: TUA TIME! w/Marcus “Doc” Holliday (LAR vs. MIA)
This Week: IT’s TUA TIME IN MIAMI! The most anticipated start by a rookie QB in Miami since Dan Marino, happens this sunday against The Los Angeles Rams. Coming off a two win and a bye week combo, The 3-3 Miami Dolphins host a strong 5-2 Los Angeles Rams who look to spoil the starting…
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Episode 172: Former Dolphin Jamie Nails
This Week: The Miami Dolphins blank The New York Jets, 24-0 behind a stellar defensive performance throughout the entire game, and a quality offensive performance in the first half. And even though Miami pitched the first shutout in the NFL in 2020, the score fell short of most Dol-fan’s expectations. What went right? What went…
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Episode 171: Random White #92 (NYJ vs. MIA)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins gave Sam an awesome birthday present in week five when they marched into California and spanked the San Francisco 49ers, 43-17. The defending NFC Champions never stood a chance as Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Dolphins offense jumped out to an early lead and never looked back. Bolstered by a ton…
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Episode 170: Welcome TUA Perfectville (MIA vs SF)
This Week: Try as they might, The Miami Dolphins simply weren’t good enough to beat The Seattle Seahawks in week four of the NFL season. Too many mistakes from the young guns on defense allowed Seattle to steal points right before the half. That combined with Ryan Fitzpatrick’s suspect (at best) play against a bad…
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Episode 169: Apology Letters (SEA vs. MIA)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins prove once and for all that beards always win against moustaches with a resounding victory orchestrated by Ryan Fitzpatrick over Gardner Minshew and the Jacksonville Jaguars in week three. Scoring touchdowns on their first three possessions , The Dolphins ran away from the intra-state rivals in the first half of…
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Episode 168: Misery Loves Company AGAIN (MIA vs JAX)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins lose AGAIN to an AFC East opponent. This time it was The Buffalo Bills. The defense gave up 31 points and over 400 yards PASSING to Josh Allen. JOSH ALLEN! Despite the porous defense, The Dolphins held a lead late and only lost by four points to the team most…
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Episode 167: Week Two vs. Buffalo
This Week: New season, same result. Miami lost to New England in week one of the 2020 season. Bad quarterback play, lackluster play calling and a bad case of vanilla ice cream on defense led to the loss against The Patriots. Oh, and that Cam Newton guy was pretty good running the ball from the…
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Miami Has A Quarterback Problem…On Defense
The first week of the 2020 season is in the books for The Miami Dolphins and unfortunately, they are in all too familiar territory. In their loss to the rival New England Patriots, many questions will be asked, with very few answers. But one thing we know for sure, is that The Dolphins, once again,…
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Episode 166: Week One @ New England
Week One vs. New England. Can Miami win on the road again?
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Episode 165: Cut Down Day
This Week: The Miami Dolphins will soon have less players. That is because cut down day is coming! Yay! While Chris and Sam may find the news that comes out that day to be exciting, lots of soon to be former) players do not. Regardless, we take a look at who is 100% safe from…
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Episode 164: Paying for Free Costco Samples
The Miami Dolphins makes some surprising roster decisions this week. Did they do well? Or will they live to regret it?
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Episode 163: Miami Dolphins Football is back and better than ever!
This Week: Miami Dolphins football is back! With pads, helmets and everything! Which means we discuss everything, as a result. Analysis of our quarterbacks, season ending injuries, and much more. Early reports on Tua’s first week in full pads are conflicting. Some reporters say he looks perfectly fine, while others appear to hint that he…
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Episode 162: Tua Much Tua Soon?
This Week: Tua Tagovailoa is already the face and savior of The Miami Dolphins franchise. Tops in the league in jersey sales, positive publicity amongst every sports media outlet out there and even his practice videos elicit virtual boners from every Citizen in Perfectville. But is all of this too much (or Tua much) too…
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Episode 161: Tua-Mania
This Week: Tua Tagovailoa hasn’t even thrown a PASS in the NFL, yet he has the number one and number two jerseys sold for the entire NFL. The 22 year old rookie is not only energizing Miami Dolfans and Citizens of Perfectville, but raising brand awareness for the Miami Dolphins around THE WORLD. With multiple…
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Episode 160: Tua Sweet Tua Be Sour (aka WE DID IT!)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins did it. They actually did it! The 2020 NFL Draft has come and gone and Dolfans everywhere are still in shock that their beloved tema was able to grab the quarterback they long coveted. And did so without even having to move up in the draft to get him! In…
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Episode 159: Painful Predictions
This Week: As we roll into the final week before the NFL Draft, Sam and Chris find themselves fully embracing the quarantined life. Unshaven faces, Dolphins shirts being worn for days on end, and of course, wild imaginations that lead to the boys doing Painful Predictions. What, you might ask, are Painful Predictions? Well, they…
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Episode 158: Yay or Nay? Potential Trades on Draft Day
This Week: Sam enters week three of quarantine as Chris finishes his first, talking about the upcoming NFL Draft. The Miami Dolphins and all of their draft day riches, have been involved in just about every trade scenario possible. We take a look at four of those scenarios and whether or not we would pull…
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Episode 157: Happy Free Agency! Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Free agency started on time for the NFL, and with a bang for the Miami Dolphins. The rebuild of this roster is in full swing as Chris Grier and company gobble up ten (TEN!!!) new players in the opening days of the league’s new year. Sam and Chris breakdown each new pick up,…
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Episode 156: Happy Labor Peace! Here’s A Podcast
How does the new CBA for the NFL affect The Miami Dolphins? Listen and find out!
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Episode 155: Quarantined Inside of Perfectville
This Week: Slow news for the NFL this week (at least for now), so Chris and Sam let The Citizens know what they should be most excited about during the slow news cycle, while trying not to infect each other with COVID-19. From the shenanigans of Tom Brady’s free agency, to the ridiculousness that will…
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Episode 154: Happy Birthday 33, Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Happy Birthday Chris Cullen! The two-time (yes TWO-TIME) Hall Of Famer, who now insists that he is a doctor, turns 33 this week. Which was also his football number in high school and college. We get into how he got that number and where he ranks versus other famous 33’s for the Miami…
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Episode 153: Happy President’s Day, Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Happy President’s Day! Sam and Chris celebrate their favorite holiday of the year by becoming Co-Presidents of your Miami Dolphins for a day to bring you their FIVE POINT PLAN to Make The Dolphins Super Again. That’s right Citizens, the dipshits in charge of your favorite inconsistently great podcast about your favorite inconsistently…
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Episode 152: Happy New Year, Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Happy New Year! The Dolphins end the old year by beating the New England Patriots, which set the stage for the Tennessee Titans to eliminate The Pats in the Wild Card round last weekend. Fellow AFC East rival The Buffalo Bills also lost in the first round of the playoffs which makes 2020…
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Episode 151: Tom Brady to Miami?!?!?!
This Week: The boys return to discuss whether or not to be proud of The Miami Dolphins this season, if Ryan Fitzpatrick should be a ‘phin in 2020 and…Tom Brady a Miami Dolphin?!?!?! Enjoy! Follow us: TWITTER: PerfectvillepodChris CullenSam Marcoux FACEBOOK: PerfectvillePodcast INSTAGRAM: PerfectvillePodcast E-MAIL: perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts, Google Music Play…
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Episode 150: The 75th Annual HATESGIVING DDAY PARADE!
This Week: Happy Thanksgiving! While the Citizens of Perfectville stuff their faces with turkey and cranberry sauce, Sam and Chris are stuffing your earholes with hate. Because this is the 75th ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! A show where we suspend any and all normal activities to focus on the stuff that bothers us, the shit…
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Episode 149: Everyone Get Back In The Tank
This Week: After two consecutive weeks of temporary insanity, The Miami Dolphins came back to earth and lose big to their rivals, The Buffalo Bills. Not only did they lose the game, but they also lost to more starters for the season as Bobby McCain and Reshad Jones were both put on injured reserve. While…
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Episode 148: Happy Happy, Joy Joy
This Week: The Miami Dolphins win AGAIN! This time against the Indianapolis Colts. Granted The Colts were starting their backup QB and T.Y. Hilton wasn’t playing…but STILL! The Dolphins continued to improve in every facet of the game and are now one victory away from being on a streak. And to go streaking, they will…
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Episode 147: Phins WIN!
This Week: The Miami Dolphins WIN against Adam Gase and the hated New York Jets. You read that right….The Miami Dolphins WIN. And on this historic occasion, Sam and Chris take some time to gloat and celebrate both the joy of winning, and the long term misery this win may have caused The Dolphins as…
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Episode 146: Bye-Bye Bye Week! (Week 6 Preview vs. Washington)
This Week: The Dolphins took a break from their busy schedule of losing, to enjoy a weekend off, which means Sam and Chris were able to enjoy a week of not sucky football, as well. What did they do with all of that time? Nothing! The boy return to discuss the upcoming Toilet Bowl between…
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Episode 145: Progression of Regression
This Week: The Dolphins lose AGAIN in Week Four to the Los Angeles Chargers. They also fail to score a single point in the second half AGAIN, which means they are now being outscored 81-0 in the second half of games. Despite the ineptitude of quarters three and four, the ‘Fins managed to leave the…
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Episode 144: Reshad Jones is BACK! (Week 4 Preview vs. Chargers)
This Week: The Dolphins lose a hard fought battle in Dallas 36-6. Josh Rosen looked okay in the first half of the game, the entire team looked like 5 day old dog crap in the second half. As we head to the quarter pole of the season, Sam and Chris give their opinions of PReston…
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Episode 143: Buying a trailer and Flipping it for a Mansion (Week 3 preview @ Dallas)
This Week: The Dolphins lose another tight one, this time to The New England Patriots, 43-0 (forty three to zero!). No offense, no defense and very little special teams play as Ryan Fitzpatrick threw two pick sixes, Antonio Brown earned nine million dollars to play against The ‘Fins, and fans left early and often in…
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Episode 142: Misery Loves Company (Week 2 Preview vs. New England)
This Week: The Dolphins lose a close one to the Baltimore Ravens, 59-10. Just about everyone did something stupid during the game for Miami. Some even did stupid things prior to the game as we come to find out in a new segment we call The Stupidest Thing Sam or Chris Said Last Week. Even…
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Episode 141: 5 lbs bag with 10 lbs of crap (Week one Preview)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins have traded away Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills to The Texans, Kiko Alonso to the Saints and cut young defensive studs like Vincent Taylor. What in the heck is going on here?!?!?! Sam and Chris break down the dramatic last week of preseason for The Dolphins and preview Week One…
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Miami Dolphins Football 2019: Moving Back In With Your Parents
The Miami Dolphins have finally made a grown up decision. They’ve sat down at their dinner table, looking at an insurmountable mountain of receipts and unpaid bills, and made a grown up decision. The decision of course, is that the only way to move forward, is to fall backward and start over.This decision did not…
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Episode 140: Down with the Clowney
This Week: The boys return to discuss the piping hot rumor mill of Jadeveon Clowney possibly being traded to The Miami Dolphins. The uber talented defender has reportedly met with the Miami Dolphins coaching staff to discuss his role and it seems likely that he is moved out of Houston soon. If he comes to…
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Episode 139: Collapsed Pocket
This Week: Sam and Chris start recording DURING the preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. And while The Miami Dolphins were winning, the Citizens of Perfectville are winning as well because Chris’s dad, Lloyd, joins us on the show to discuss all things Miami Dolphins. WARNING! There may be alcohol involved…there may be disparaging remarks…
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Episode 138: Preston Williams is GOOD
This Week: The boys discuss The Miami Dolphins victory over The Atlanta Falcons to kick off preseason and the Brian Flores era. What went right? What went wrong? And which player on the team called out the new head coach for being “jittery”? Plus, Preston Williams is good. So good in fact, that it looks…
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Episode 137: Preseason Football is BACK…Yay?
This Week: Sam and Chris discuss the upcoming PRESEASON EXTRAVAGANZA between YOUR Miami Dolphins and The Atlanta Falcons. What are the top three things Chris is looking for out of this game? What are Sam’s? Plus, is Miami doing the right thing by having Ryan Fitzpatrick start at the quarterback spot? Or is Brian Flores…
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Episode 136: The Band Is Back Together
This Week: Sam and Chris reunite the band…before splitting up again. But in his absence, a new band member emerges to pick up Chris’s guitar and strum a few chords. Travis Wingfield of Locked On Dolphins returns to Perfectville to give his thoughts on the current Miami Dolphins team, which player(s) are underrated around the…
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Episode 134: Against All Odds
This Week: Perfectville returns to discuss the rumors and innuendo surrounding the Miami Dolphins and OTAs. Which receivers are making names for themselves? What defender is causing a distraction in the media? And is Ryan Fitzpatrick really ahead of Josh Rosen? Or are the Miami Dolphins just manipulating the South Beach media? Plus, Sam just…
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Episode 133: The Miami Dolphins 2019 Regular Season Schedule
This Week: Sam and Chris return to break down the Miami Dolphins 2019 regular season schedule. Which AFC East game are the most looking forward to? Which non-divisional games stand to be entertaining, and just how many games will their beloved ‘fins win in 2019? Plus, the boys discuss Xavien Howard’s new contract, Josh Rosen’s…
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Episode 132: 2019 NFL Draft Recap
This Week: Sam and Chris return to the Town of Perfectville to recap the Miami Dolphins 2019 NFL Draft. Did Miami make the right choice with Christian Wilkins at #13? Should they have taken Dwayne Haskins instead? What risk, if any, does trading for Josh Rosen in the second round bring to Miami? And did…
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Episode 131: The AFC Least
This Week: Sam and Chris take some time to size up the rest of the AFC East in this episode of Perfectville. For some, the Bills and Jets have surpassed the Dolphins. Others say that New England is still the team to beat. Perfectville takes a look at each team’s strengths and weaknesses and where…
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Episode 130: Fitzmagic Beardstravaganza Contest Of Awesomeness!
This Week: The Miami Dolphins NAME THAT BAND-AID! And his name is Ryan Fitzpatrick, AKA FitzMagic. The grizzled (and bearded) veteran finds himself starting for his THIRD AFC East squad, as the Dolphins ink him to a two year deal to bridge the gap from Ryan Tannehill to the next franchise QB. What does Fitzpatrick…
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Episode 129: Kickeriffic
This Week: Lots of veterans got served their walking papers this week, and the rumor is that more veterans are headed for the door, as well. Sam and Chris give their thoughts on the now former Miami Dolphins and who they are bummed to see play elsewhere next year. Plus, the boys play another…
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Episode 128: Name. That. Band-Aid!
This Week: Perfectville hosts the hit new game show: Name. That. Band-Aid! The show where the Citizens Of Perfectville try to guess the veteran QB candidate that Miami should consider as their ‘band-aid’ for 2019, based on the clues Chris gives! Hooray! Plus, Sam has a bizarrely satisfying experience in a hot tub in the…
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Episode 127: Coach Flo
This Week: Sam and Chris discuss their (delayed) thoughts on The Super Bowl, Coach Brian Flores’ first press conference as The Dolphins Head Coach, and why his staff differs from previous first year Dolphins coach’s staffs. Plus, Chris throws out a new contender for veteran QB band-aid 2019. And the results might be quite…magical. Follow…
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Episode 126: Happy Birthday, Perfectville!
This Week: As the Super Bowl looms near, with the hated New England Patriots vying for the Lombardi Trophy AGAIN, Sam and Chris discuss the long rumored hire of one of their coaches, Brian Flores, as the new Head Coach for your Miami Dolphins. What does his hire really mena for the short term future…
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Episode 125: Starting Over, Again
This Week: After another disappointing season for the Miami Dolphins, the franchise has decided to fire Head Coach Adam Gase, fire President of Football Operations, Mike Tannenbaum, fire starting QB Ryan Tannehill and promote, GM Chris Grier. An active offseason is sure to follow this wave of front office and player personnel moves that Stephen…
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Episode 124: The Miami Miracle!
This Week: The Miami Dolphins pull of The Miami Miracle against the New England Patriots and all we got was this lousy t-shirt! Okay, so we didn’t get a t-shirt, but we got an amazing win and the playoffs are STILL a possibility for this injury-riddled franchise. Sam and Chris discuss the play, the weirdness…
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Episode 123: The Dolphins Time Loop
This Week: Another week, another devastating Miami Dolphins loss. It seemingly, doesn’t matter who this franchise employs as its coaches or players, the end results are usually the same. Sam and Chris discuss the latest heartbreaking loss their favorite football franchise has given them. In doing so, Chris realizes that they are in some sort…
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Episode 122: Comedian Jim Florentine
This Week: Comedian Jim Florentine travels to the town of Perfectville to discuss his Dol-Fandom, life on the road as a stand-up comedian and remembering some of the most brutal losses and missteps that Miami has had. He also discusses how his son is keeping the family tradition of being a “Dolfan” alive, how his…
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Episode 121: 4th Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade!
This Week: Hatesgiving is here! Hooray! Sam and Chris go off about any and all things that are troubling them. From defensive coordinators to play calling and even popcorn, yes…popcorn, the boys leave no hateful stone unturned. SO sit back, relax, crack a beer and enjoy the hate balloons floating through downtown Perfectville as the…
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Episode 120: PEDERSON!
This Week: The Miami Dolphins SWEPT THE JETS IN 2018! Yay! But Reshad Jones quit on the team, Ryan Tannehill may have played his last game for us and the NFL is fining our coach for lying. Boo! Oh, and the rest of the team that is being held together with bubble gum and duct…
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Episode 119: Dead Dolphins Burial Ground
This Week: Following a convincing loss to the Detroit Lions, Sam and Chris discuss the lack of discipline on and off the field, the major rash of injuries affecting how Miami can even execute its questionable play calling and whether or not Adam Gase is holding himself, and his staff, accountable. We also preview Thursday’s…
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Episode 118: The Wizard Of Os
This Week: After a hectic birthday week in South Florida, Sam returns in time to speak to Chris about Brock Osweiler, the epic victory over The Bears, and why Sam is respnsible for at least ONE of the touchdowns scored in that game. Plus, Chris and Sam give the preview and score predictions for the…
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Episode 117: The Miami Sky Is Falling
This Week: Chris Cullen returns to Perfectville from his vacation, only to find that The Miami Dolphins have lost two games in a row and are now in SECOND place in the AFC East. So what in the hell went wrong? Is it bad play calling? Too many injuries to overcome? Or maybe it is…
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Episode 116: Be My Guests (with Mike Woodburn and Travis Wingfield)
This Week: While the two-time (yes TWO-TIME) Hall of Famer, Chris Cullen, is on vacation, Sam welcomes Mike Woodburn (AKA Slayner) from the Phins Up, Phans Down Podcast to Perfectvillw and forces him to re-watch the nightmarish second quarter of the New England Patriots game from Week Four. Additionally, Travis Wingfield of Locked On Dolphins…
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Episode 115: Miami and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Media (Week Four Preview vs. New England)
This Week: Sam goes HAM on the national media, as his rage for their inability to know anything about the Miami Dolphins boils over. From bad power rankings on Yahoo, ESPN and Bleacher Report, to awful analysis from irrelevant former players like Tedy Bruschi and Michael Irvin, there is plenty for Sam to spew…
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Episode 114: RAAAIIIDDDEEERRRSSS (Week Three Review vs. Oakland Raiders
This Week: Sam and Chris discuss the epic comeback the Miami Dolphins had against a very game, Oakland Raiders team in week three. Despite being dominated in most statistical categories, Adam Gase and his merry band of Miami men, dug deep into their bag o’ tricks and sprinted (and high fived) their way to victory.…
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Episode 113: FTJ! (Week Two Preview)
This Week: Sam and Chris extend their stay in Perfectville this week and preview Week Two against the HATED New York Jets of New Jersey. What does Miami need to do to snake a win on the road? Which players on offense need to step up and take control of this game? How do we…
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Episode 112: Week One Review and the Curious Case Of DeVante Parker
This Week: Miami endures a LONG, hard fought victory over the Tennessee Titans are are TIED FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE AFC EAST! How did they do it and how are Chris and Sam feeling about the team overall after the first week of competition? Plus, DeVante Parker is making a case that his services…
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Episode 111: Kool-Aid DAN (Week One Preview Vs. Tennessee Titans)
Football. Is. Back! Sam and Chris return to discuss the seaosn opener for our beloved Miami Dolphins, and how they stack up against the playoff contending Titans from a year ago. It has been a long time since Miami has started their season at home, and almost as long since they have crested 20 points…
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Episode 110: Citizen’s Choice
This Week: Chris returns and, along with Sam, let’s the Citizens Of Perfectville have their way with the town. It is Citizen’s choice! Any and all topics are submitted in by our listeners, and there were some doozies on this go ’round. What are our four hardest games this season? Why should we be pessimistic…
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Episode 109: Kenny SKILLS (with Comedian Kabir Singh)
This Week: Chris is away handling football stuff so Sam sits down with his good friend, and fellow Comedian, Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh to discuss all things Miami Dolphins. This interview took place after a recent sold out show and was conducted on stage, immediately after Kabir finished his set. As audience members filed out,…
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The Reality Show Divas of the AFC East
What Reality Show Diva is your favorite team in the AFC East?
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Episode 108: Game One: vs. Tampa Bay (Preseason)
This Week: Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss tonight’s(!!!) game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It has been months since we have seen the Miami Dolphins in an actual football game. Granted, it is a preseason game and the actual players will only be on the field for a few plays, but who…
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Episode 107: The Dol-Fan Loyalty Test
This Week: Sam and Chris discuss all things Ryan Tannehill. His injury, the comeback, his role with the team and how he compares to legendary Dolphins QB…Jay Fiedler?!?!?! Speaking of which, Sam addresses the 2000 season and why what happened that year, affects the team in 2018. In the second half of the show,…
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Episode 106: RIP Tony Sparano
This Week: Sad news in Perfectville, as former Head Coach, Tony Sparano, passed away over this past weekend. Best known for his ability to motivate his players through fiery speeches and a sideline demeanor that endeared him to dol-fans throughout the world. He remains the only coach to lead an AFC East team to…
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Episode 105: Welcome BACK To Perfectville
The boys are back in town! Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with updated equipment, new segments and of course, the same amount of cussin’ and fussin’ that the Citizens Of Perfectville demand! This Week: -Chris discuss the positional battles he is most looking forward to during training camp. -Sam admits to reading an Omar…
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Episode 104: O.T. YAYS!
The Miami Dolphins are back! Well…sort of. Organized Team Activities or OTAs are in full swing and starting Quarterback Ryan Tannehill is not only participating fully, but doing so WITHOUT A KNEE BRACE, turning the OTAs into OTYAYS for Dol-fans everywhere. Sam and Chris discuss the significance of Ryan coming back without the brace, whether…
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Episode 103: B.F.F.B.
On this episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris are visited, once again, by three star reviewer, TRSears, who left yet ANOTHER review of our show on Apple Podcasts. This time? He takes aim at fellow citizen, Phinzler. Additionally, Ryan Tannehill has been cleared for any and all football activities without limitations! The much maligned starting…
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Episode 102: The Draftermath (Part Two)
Part two of the Draftermath is here! Sam and Chris return to discuss the tail end of the 2018 draft class for the Miami Dolphins, as well as the rookie undrafted free agent class. Plus, we sandwich in a discussion on Miami’s new quarterback signing and Cam Wake’s standing in the league. Plus, Sam’s favorite…
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Episode 101: The DRAFTERMATH (Part One)
The NFL draft is over! But the fallout is just beginning. Sam and Chris re-convene inside The Town Of Perfectville to discuss the aftermath, nay the DRAFTERMATH. What did Miami do right? Did they do anything wrong? Should they have picked a QB? How come they didn’t trade up OR down? So many questions for Sam…
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Episode 100: THE 2ND ANNUAL PHINZEES!
Perfectville hits the century mark for podcast episode and celebrates like only Sam and Chris can. The return of the PHINZEES is here, with brand new categories and a laundry list of winners. Who wins Citizen of the Year? Which Miami Dolphins related surprise led to the WTF? Phinzee being in their possession? And of…
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Episode 99: Welcome To Wrestlemania-Ville
It is Wrestlemania Weekend! Which means Sam and Chris put a luchadore mask on their Dol-fandom, climb to the top of the cage and jump off into a long discussion about their favorite professional grapplers and how they relate to their favorite pro football team. Which wrestler is Ryan Tannehill most like? Is their a…