Author: Sam Marcoux
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Episode 98: Cleaning Out Our F*****G Closet
Congratulations are in order for Sam and Chris who, on Perfectville’s 98th episode, are able to still break new ground and get themselves censored on their own show. Way to go, guys! In addition to avoiding litigation, the guys wrap up the tail end of free agency for the Miami Dolphins, discuss the pros and…
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Episode 97: CULTURE SHOCK!
HAPPY NEW NFL YEAR! The new season is officially here, and The Miami Dolphins are celebrating by completely changing their players. Elite defenders released, franchise players traded away and team captains cut. Adam Gase and the rest of the front office are hell bent on changing the culture of The Dolphins, even if…
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Episode 96: Front Office Review
Sam is back from his comedy tour, and Chris is back from his nationwide fireside chats! And since both are back in the friendly confines of Perfectville, they have decided to discuss the front office of the Miami Dolphins. Who is really calling the shots on player personnel? Who is to blame for some…
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Episode 95: LineWHACKERS (LB Review)
Perfectville returns to discuss the awful linebacking corps of the 2017 Miami Dolphins. Season ending injuries, AWOL veterans, under performing team captains and even an arrested thrown in for good measure, needless to say, but this unit was incredibly bad this past season. New Defensive Coordinator, Matt Burke, was able to improve the backfield,…
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Episode 94: Gase’s Good Graces (WR Review)
The votes have been tallied and the Citizens of Perfectville demand that Sam and Chris discuss the wide receiving corps. Jarvis Landry led the league in the receptions, but has publicly made it known that he feels disrespected by Adam Gase and the Miami Dolphins during contract negotiations. Can the relationship between the…
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Episode 93: New Year, Same Show
Sam and Chris return to kick off the new year by reviewing the year that was. Injuries, hurricanes, drug abuse and MORE, plagued the Miami Dolphins in 2017. Changes must, and will be made, in order to get this franchise back to the playoffs in 2018. We take a look at those initial…
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Episode 92: Welcome To Biscuitville
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Episode 91: Throw It Back
After a stunning victory over The New England Patriots on Monday, Perfectville returns to celebrate and discuss a possible playoff push. Since The Dolphins wore their throwback jerseys last week, Sam and Chris dust off the mothballs from yesteryear and kick it, old school with Ridiculous Predictions, A Second On The AFC East, and of…
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Episode 90: 3rd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade *BONUS EPISODE!*
*BONUS EPISODE* 3rd ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! The yearly tradition of HATESGIVING makes it’s way to Perfectville! While the rest of America is with their families to celebrate Thanksgiving, we are gathering to vent our anger. This year, The Miami Dolphins and the entire NFL, has given the boys from Perfectville a lot to be…
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Episode 89: Choking On A Patriot Turkey Bone
A recession has hit the Town of Perfectville. A recession on wins as The Miami Dolphins lose their fourth in a row, this time to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The loss drops them into the basement of the AFC East, alongside The New York Jets. Oh, and they get to face The New England…
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Episode 88: There Is No Such Thing As A Dolphanther
After another embarrassing loss on national television, The Miami Dolphins drop to 4-5 on the season and 1-10 in their last 11 prime time games. The team gave up roughly 5 billion yards on the ground to a bad running offense in the Carolina Panthers. The loss left the team, the coaches and all the…
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Episode 87: Flying Towards Mediocrity
The boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders…
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Episode 86: Streaking FOR The Quad
Another second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to…
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Episode 85: Falcon’ Up Atlanta
Fires. Earthquakes. Birthdays. Comedy Shows. Nothing can keep the Perfectville crew away! Well…for longer than a week, anyway. The boys return to discuss Miami’s mini-win streak, including the surprising come from behind win against The Falcons. What is Miami doing right? What are they doing wrong? And did our former o-line coach leave any “white…
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Episode 84: Welcome To Stupidville
Chris Cullen returns home from vacation to find out he is under water. Meanwhile the Miami Dolphins return home for THEIR vacation in London to find out that they are under .500 and in last place afte rbeing shut out, 20-0, against the New Orleans Saints. Coach Adam Gase said after the game that we…
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Episode 83: Oh No…We Suck AGAIN!
Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”. What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches…
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Episode 82: #FTJ! Dolphins vs Jets Preview
It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the…
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Episode 81: Lawrence Timmons goes AWOL
The Miami Dolphins are in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE after beating the Chargers in Los Angeles, in front of a pro-Dolphins crowd that included Perfectville’s very own, Sam Marcoux. Jay Ajayi picked up where he left off last season, Jarvis LAndry was prolific at the wide receiver position, Boy Wonder, Cody Parkey nailed four…
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Episode 80: Week Two, Season Opener
Okay NOW the Miami Dolphins can come out to play! After having their season opener postponed due to Hurricane Irma, The Miami Dolphins fly to the west coast to take on the 0-1 Los Angeles Chargers. And much like Dol-Fans everywhere, Sam and Chris can’t wait. How does the schedule change affect the team, if…
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Episode 79: Recapping The Preseason
After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and…
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Episode 78: The Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie Contest!
The contest is finally done! Find out if you are the lucky recipient of a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie. Will you know longer suffer from the devastating disease of Frosty Hands? Or will your drink be free of Oronde Bagsden’s baggy goodness? Plus, The Dolphins have injuries out the wazoo, showed flashes of brilliance against…
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POLL: Was It A Mistake To Play Raekwon McMillan On Special Teams?
The first preseason game of 2017 is in the books, and the win is overshadowed by, what appears to be, a season ending injury to rookie linebacker, Raekwon McMillan. He was injured while playing on special teams. Was it a mistake to have your starting, rookie MLB playing on special teams in the preseason? Or…
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POLL: Which Jay Is The Best Jay?
Whether it is a cigarette smoking gunslinger, a hobbit like kicker, a British soccer lover or a large eared know-it-all, The Miami Dolphins love them some football players named Jay. But which Jay is the BEST Jay? We put it to a poll for you to vote on!
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Episode 77: Jay Cutler ARRIVES
Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach. How does Jay’s signing impact the…
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POLL: Which QB Should Miami Bring In If Ryan Tannehill Is Out?
Should we go with retired, grizzled vets? Or perhaps a controversial super-athlete? Maybe a former blue chipper that is down on his luck? Vote and decide!
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Episode 76: Jay Ajayi’s Concussion
It is August, which means FOOTBALL! YAY! Sam and Chris discuss the first week of Training Camp: Jay Ajayi’s apparent head injury. Does Miami really need Jay to show anything in training camp? Will they seek out a veteran to add for depth? Or will Kenyan Drake and Damien Williams be enough if the J-Train…
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Episode 75: Training Camp Preview
Sam and Chris fight through traffic, bad internet connections and a wicked hangover to bring you their thoughts on the even of training camp. We may be in for a boring camp, as most of the starting positions are locked in and established, but even so, injuries are always a concern, and surprise players…
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POLL: How Many Wins For Miami in 2017?
On the last episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris gave the predictions for wins on the 2017 season for the Miami Dolphins. Now it is your turn! Vote for how many wins our beloved sea mammals will have this season!
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Episode 74: Perfectville’s Pre-Season Predictions!
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with a monster edition of the podcast! On this episode, the boys discuss the brand new PERFECTVILLE SIP SACS, and give the details on how you, the listeners, can win your very own Oronde Bagsden koozies. They also go game by game through the regular season and give their…
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Episode 73: The Over/Under Game
The boys return home to Perfectville and are bringing a slice of VEGAS with them this week. That is because the sports books have The Miami Dolphins as an Over/Under of 7.5 wins in 2017, which Sam and Chris feel is way too low. So, in an effort to help Las Vegas out, Chris and…
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Episode 72: Miami’s Achilles Heel?
Chris recently suffered a gruesome ankle injury, that Sam mocks to infinity. The boys re-call times where they pooped and peed themselves during athletic contests, and find time to discuss the actual football team a little bit, as well. What unit on offense is stacked to the brim with talent? Which position scares the hell…
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Episode 70: Seahawkers Podcast Host Adam Emmert
Sam and Chris welcome fellow podcaster and football fan, Adam Emmert to the show. Despite being a Seahawks fan, Adam HATES The Miami Dolphins and is asked to explain himself to the citizens of Perfectville. Find out why he hates South Beach’s favorite team, and what it would take in order to get Richard Sherman…
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Poll: Grade Miami’s 2017 Draft
What say you? What letter grade did Miami earn for this year’s draft?
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Episode 69: Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft Review
Sam and Chris dive into the Miami Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft and discuss which picks they liked, which picks they loved, and which rookie Sam does not think will make The Miami Dolphins roster in 2017. Plus, Chris reveals which Undrafted Free Agent Rookies he thinks might get onto the squad and The Wheel Of…
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Episode 68: 2017 NFL Draft First Round Special
The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the…
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Poll: Which Dolphins Battle Cry Is Correct?
You say tomayto, I say tomawto. Half of Miami’s fans say “Fins Up”, the other half say, “Phins Up”. But which is correct? Vote now and let us know!
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Episode 67: AFC East Bro Kyle Smith
AFC East Bros. Host, Kyle Smith joins us on Outside/In to discuss his thoughts on the Miami Dolphins as a Jets fan, as well as who he would take from Miami right now, to help the Jets. Kyle also discusses when the rivalry between The Jets and Dolphins really took off for him, and who…
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Miami Dolphins 2017 NFL Regular Season Schedule
Four PRIMETIME GAMES! This schedule is NOT official and is subject to change…but.it is probably official.
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Episode 66: Dolphins Legend Richmond Webb
Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy…
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Phuck It, It’s Phriday! (part two)
We made it through another week of hard work and now it is Friday! That means it is time to slack off and coast into the weekend. And to motivate you in being de-motivated, here are some more Dolphins players mailing it on there work days! Enjoy! file:///C:/Users/Administrator/Downloads/google18d565b21e2b41fd%20(2).html
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Poll: Who Should Miami Take In The First Round Of The NFL Draft?
The 2017 NFL draft is coming up (starting on April 27th) and Miami currently holds the #22 in the first round. Brett Kollmann was on our podcast recently to discuss Miami’s options with the pick. But who would YOU pick? Let us know by voting!
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Episode 65: Draft Expert Brett Kollmann
Sam and Chris travel back to Perfectville and discuss the recently released, preseason schedule and what it might indicate for the regular season, Miami’s new quarterback, Dion Jordan’s new team and more. SB Nation’s Brett Kollmann joins us on our new segment Outside/In, to discuss his thoughts on The Dolphins franchise as a whole, as…
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The Last Bag of Dolphins Groceries
Let’s face it, running errands sucks. Having to drive all over town to multiple places just to get what you need is one of life’s mundane and unavoidable tasks. Even if you are looking forward to getting your hands on whatever it is you’re looking for, the journey still sucks. Oh, and looking out for…
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Phuck it, It’s Phriday!
It’s Friday. Time to half ass it at work, and get the house/bar/club/wherever and say “phuck it!” In the meantime, here are some of the best of the worst from our beloved Miami Dolphins over that past couple of years. ENJOY!
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Poll: Which Dolphins Logo Is Best?
We all know that Miami has The Dolphins (the GREATEST football team). But which of their logos is the greatest? Is it the original (1966-1973) which was worn during the Perfect Season? The one Dan Marino wore (1974-1988) when he led Miami to a Super Bowl appearance? Or perhaps the one that dawned the helmet…
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Episode 64: The Perfectville Purge
Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag…
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Top 5 Reasons Why Tom Brady is the GREATEST QB Evah
Numbah 5: Numbah 4: Numbah 3: Numbah 2: Numbah 1!!!!! Any Questions? Didn’t think so
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Poll: Which Wide Receiver had the best Dolphins career?
Which Wide Receiver had the best career in Miami? Chris Chambers O.J. McDuffie Davone Bess
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Episode 63: What Is Ryan Tannehill?
After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or…
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Episode 62: Free Agency Feeding Frenzy
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the new league year and the #NewMiami that has occurred. From re-signing their own free agents like Kenny Stills, extending contracts of current stars such as Reshad Jones, and even solidifying their defensive front seven with Lawrence Timmons and a trade for William Hayes, the Dolphins are…
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Phinalysis Episode 24: Draft and Free Agency Talk
Travis and Kevin return to The Phinalysis to discuss the 2017 NFL Draft, free agency and more! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes. @travis_writes @KevinMD4 @ChrisC561 @TigerClawmedy @Perfectvillepod
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Episode 61: The PHINZEES! (part tres)
The boys are back in town! The Town of Perfectville, that is. And they are here to present the final round of Phinzees for the 2016-2017 season! Categories such as The Penny Saver Value Phinzee, Defensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, Offensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, and of course, The Dallas Thomas Lifetime Achievement Phinzee! Plus,…
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Episode 60: The PHINZEES! (part deux)
The Second part of our three part awards show, The Phinzees, is here! Sam, Kevin, Chris and Travis (along with his pants-less cat), return to present four more HUGE Phinzee awards to their respective winners! Categories include The You Look Phinsational Phinzee (Best Uniform Combination), The Phinjury Report (Most Impactful Injury), The Adam Sandler “You Blew It!”…
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Episode 59: THE PHINZEES! (part one)
It is award season and the most coveted award is, of course, The PHINZEE. The official awards ceremony of WelcomeToPerfectville.com, The Phinzees kicks off with your hosts, Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen from “Perfectville”, as well as Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern from “The Phinalysis Podcast”. The four get together to discuss such awards as:…
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Nominees for “The Thanks For Stopping By” Phinzee (AKA Best Supporting Podcast)
The Phinzees are here! The official awards ceremony for http://www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com has finally arrived. Hosted by Perfectville’s Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen, along with The Phinalysis Podcast’s own, Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern. The Phinzees celebrates the very best (and very worst) of YOUR Miami Dolphins. 12 categories in total, including four categories that will be…
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Episode 58: Wheel Of Whatever
As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee?…
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Episode 57: ‘Fins Free Agency
The Miami Dolphins have some decisions to make this off season. Starting with their own free agents, the front office is going to have to figure out if it makes financial sense to sign players like Kenny Stills, Andre Branch, Kiko Alonso and others to big contracts, or let them go and look to replace…
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Episode 56: Keep Or Cut?
It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency…
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Episode 55: Rustling Our Jimmies (Wildcard Weekend Review @ Pittsburgh)
Miami’s dreams of a Cinderella run at the Super Bowl struck midnight in chilly Pittsburgh, as the whole world watched them turn into a fat pumpkin on national television. The Dolphins were handed their receipt from the Steelers, in the form of a 30-12 drubbing that saw Le’Veon Bell run wild, Antonio Brown catching everything…
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Episode 54: The One Percenters (Wildcard Weekend Preview @ Pittsburgh)
The Miami Dolphins, AKA “The One Percenters” swim into Pittsburgh on Sunday to take on the AFC North Champion Steelers. A team they pulverized in week 6, 30-15, which included an injury to their star QB, Ben Roethlisberger, the Steelers have since righted the ship and rattled off an impressive win streak of their own.…
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Episode 53: Wait, We Had A Game This Weekend? (vs. New England Review)
In a game that ultimately meant nothing for the Dolphins, Miami hosted the New England Patriots on New Year’s Day and played, at least on defense, like their resolution was to mimic teams of yesteryear. Losing 35-14 to their divisional rival, The ‘Phins remain in the sixth seed for the playoffs and will be facing…
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Episode 52: Home For The Holidays, Away For The Playoffs (Week 17 vs. New England Preview)
The Miami Dolphins are going to the playoffs! And not just in video game form this year, but for realsies! In a surprising, and scary game against Buffalo, Miami rallied behind a last second, 55 yard, game tying field goal from the unreliable Andrew Franks to force the contest into overtime, and then leaned on…
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Episode 51: Holiday Buffalo Wings (@Buffalo Bills Preview)
Just in time for the holidays, Sam and Chris preview the big AFC East match-up against the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. If Miami wins, and Denver loses, The ‘Phins are in the playoffs. Buffalo, however, is fighting to save their coach, Rex Ryan. They also have extra motivation to shut down Jarvis Landry after…
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Episode 50: No Fly Zone In New Jersey (Week 15 Review @ NY Jets)
Miami is flying high after a severe BEATDOWN of their division rivals, The New York Jets, this past Saturday night. In sweeping New York, Miami ensured itself a winning season for the first time since 2008 and has propelled themselves back into the sixth and final seed for the playoffs, in the AFC East. They…
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Episode 49: Taking Flight In New Jersey (Jets Preview)
The boys are back to talk about Ryan Tannehill’s knee injury, the abysmal refereeing from the Arizona Cardinals game, and of course, shifting our focus towards the hated Jets and their garbage fire of a team, this season. Matt Moore takes the reigns at QB this week and Miami STILL has the 2nd best QB…
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Episode 48: Seeing Red Again (Week 14 Preview vs. Arizona Cardinals)
The boys clock in a record performance as they go close to 60 minutes on this episode. Hopefully Miami can go the foll hour when they play the Arizona Cardinals this Sunday, in Miami. Coming off of an embarrassing beat down at the hands of fellow bird team, Miami looks to rebound and return to…
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Episode 47: Flocked Up In Baltimore
Miami went into Baltimore seeking their seventh win a row, and left there still having only seven wins total, as the Ravens flocked the Dolphins up, 38-6. Defensively, Miami was terrible. Offensively, Miami was terrible. Special teams, however…was terrible. So what went wrong? Did anything go right? And does DeVante Parker have a second career…
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Week 13 Inactives @ Baltimore
DeVante Parker is playing! YAY! Brandon Albert is playing! YAY! Laremy Tunsil is playing! YAY! Jelani Jenkins is NOT playing! YAY! MIAMI DOLPHINS INJURIES Player Position Status Comments Thomas Duarte TE Inactive Bryce Harris OT Inactive Xavien Howard CB Inactive Jelani Jenkins OLB Inactive Jordan Lucas SS Inactive Mike Pouncey C Inactive Rashawn Scott WR…
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Episode 46: Week 13 Preview @ Baltimore
The playoffs start NOW, as Miami steamrolls into Baltimore to take on the third seeded, and AFC North Division leading, Ravens. Can Miami take out a playoff contender while in a hostile environment? Will Ryan Tannehill or Jay Ajayi be able to crack the seemingly, unsolvable code, that is The Ravens defense? And who, among…
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Episode 45: Week 12 REVIEW vs. San Francisco 49ers
The Miami Dolphins won their sixth straight game and are now the sixth seed in the AFC Playoff standings! It wasn’t easy, however, as Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers put up a valiant effort before succumbing to defeat, two yards short of the game tying touchdown by Kaepernick. Who stepped up to thwart…
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Episode 44: Week 12 Preview VS. The San Francisco 49ers
After feasting on Thanksgiving dinner, the boys are back and hoping that The Dolphins are ready to feast on the San Francisco 49ers at home this weekend. Will Miami win? What challenge can the 1-9ers possibly give Miami? Who is playing and who is hurt? And just how ridiculous can the predictions get? Plus, in…
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POLL: Best Dolphins Thanksgiving Day Game
Happy Thanksgiving, Dol-fans! Miami has played on turkey day seven times in it’s history, going 4-3. The four wins are probably some of the most memorable in the team’s history. But which one is the BEST? Vote on the poll and let us know.
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Episode 43: Week 11 Review @ Los Angeles
Another week, another Miami Dolphins win. Five in a row now for the boys from South Beach, and this one was an ugly, wet mess until about five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Ryan Tannehill, Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker stepped up (finally!) and sent the West Coast Dol-Fans who braved the Los Angeles…
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Episode 42: Week 11 @ Los Angeles
The Dolphins combined their west coast road trip, so we combined our west coast podcasts! A JUMBO (non-Elliot version) edition of Perfectville, as we discuss the four game winning streak that continued in San Diego, as well as preview the upcoming game against the St. Louis Los Angeles Rams. Can Miami survive a loss to their…
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Dolphins/Chargers Inactives for Week 10
Here who is NOT playing in today’s game: Miami Dolphins Chris Culliver DB Inactive Terrence Fede DE Inactive Xavien Howard CB Inactive Jordan Lucas SS Inactive San Diego Chargers Player Position Status Comments Jahleel Addae SS Inactive Travis Benjamin WR Inactive Jatavis Brown ILB Inactive Jeremy Butler WR Inactive Geremy Davis WR Inactive Denzel Perryman…
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Poll: Which Chargers Player Does Miami Need To Contain The Most?
Is it their offense? Their defense? And which player of those two sides of the ball is most important to shut down?
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Episode 41: Week 10 at San Diego
Sam and Chris tackle the huge game this weekend against The AFC West’s San Diego Chargers. What player needs to step up and earn his money on offense this week? Who does the defense need to focus on shutting down in San Diego’s high octane offense? Plus, RIDICULOUS PREDICTIONS! Follow us on Twitter: Perfectville @ PerfectvillePod…
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Episode 40: Week 9 REVIEW VS. The Jets
The Dolphins win AGAIN and have gotten themselves back to a .500 record at 4-4. Even better, they have gotten themselves back into a legitimate conversation for the playoffs! A 27-23 victory that saw a rushing TD, a passing TD, a kickoff return for a TD, two strip sacks by Cam Wake, and even a…
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Episode 39: Week 9 vs. The Just End The Seasons
The boys are back and well rested after following The Miami Dolphins’ lead, and taking some time off. Sam and Chris tackle the big rivalry game as Miami take son the stinkin’ New York Jets, at home, inside of Hard Rock Stadium. A win against New York, coupled with a Buffalo Bills loss to Seattle…
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Poll: How Many Yards Will Jay Ajayi Run For Against The Jets?
The Jay Train is about to pull back out of the station. But how far will he choo-choo against the hated Jets?
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Episode 38: The OTHER Hateful 28
Miami had a bye week, which means the Dolphins haven’t lost in over three weeks! You have to love that, right? But what we don’t love, are the other teams in the AFC East. But we all know that, so we decided to take the time we have in the bye week, to explain why…
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Episode 37: Week 7 Review and ARIAN FOSTER RETIRES?!?!?!
Miami strings it’s second win in a row by defeating their AFC East rivals, The Buffalo Bills. In a game that feature the home team wearing throwback uniforms, the offense channeled the 1970’s era teams and relied heavily on the run game. Jay Ajayi recorded his second consecutive 200 yard game on the ground, Ryan…
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BREAKING NEWS: Arian Foster Retires
In the wake of a two game winning streak, and the midst of a historic day on the ground for his teammate, Jay Ajayi, Arian Foster has announced his retirement, effective immediately. Multiple sources have confirmed that the talented, but oft-injured running back has decided to hang the cleats up, and walk away. We…
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Episode 36: Week 7 Preview vs. Buffalo
Reshad Jones is officially gone for the season, LeSean McCoy left Buffalo’s practice with a hamstring issue and the intense rivalry between the Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills heats up, as they prepare for battle this Sunday! Sam and Chris give their thoughts on who they they will win and why. Plus, some actual news…
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Episode 35: Week 6 Review Vs. Pittsburgh
The boys are back after another bad loss to the Pittsburgh Steele…wait, what? They won? Not only that, but they DOMINATED?!?! How did this happen? Chris and Sam break down what went right against a very good Steelers team this past Sunday. Plus, some breaking news that promises to bring the entire fan base down.…
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Episode 34: Week 6 vs. Pittsburgh
Chris and Sam discuss the abysmal loss to the Titans, Adam Gase’s firing spree and the latest trade rumors swirling around Ryan Tannehill. Plus, we look ahead to this weekend’s game against The Steelers. Does Miami even have a shot at winning this game, given the amount of injuries on defense and Pittsburgh’s potent offense?…
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Poll: Which AFC East Team Do You Hate The Most?
We have our favorite…and our least favorite. Let us know the latter!
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Episode 33: Week Five Preview VS. Tennessee Titans
Chris Cullen is back in the saddle again, and fired up to talk all things Miami Dolphins. He re-joins Sam to discuss this week’s match-up against the 1-3, Tennessee Titans. Sam and Chris also discuss Jarvis Landry’s attitude and why it may lead to him exiting Miami sooner than most fans expect, as well as…
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Episode 32: Week 4 Review @ Cincinnati
Travis Wingfield joins Sam once again to review the Thursday Night Debacle against Cincinnati. Is Adam Gase in over his head? Is Tannehill in danger of being traded for Jay Cutler? Who are the worst players ever? And can Miami salvage this season, or is it time to focus on the draft? Plus, a second…
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Episode 31: Week Four @ Cincinnati
Week Four is upon us and Travis Wingfield is filling in for Chris Cullen as we navigate the murky waters of our win against Cleveland, as well as what Miami needs to do to escape Ohio 2-2. Should Ja’Wuan James continue to start? Is Kenyan Drake our best option at running back? And which wide…
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Poll: The Greatest Coach in NFL History Not Named Shula
As Dol-fans, we ALL know that Don Shula is the greatest coach (and human) to ever walk the face of the earth. But who, amongst his peers, walks closest to him? Bill Walsh was a mastermind of the West Coast Offense. Won multiple Super Bowl titles and has a coaching tree that is still going…
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Episode 30: Week Three vs. Cleveland Browns
Sam and Chris preview the home opener as The Cleveland Browns limp into town to take on the best 0-2 team in the league. Will Miami win? Of course, but the question remains by how much? Plus, we give you our RIdiculous Predictions and we spend a second talking about the AFC East! Follow us…
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Episode 29: Week Two Game Review @ New England
Sam and Chris to review what went wrong up in Foxboro. An overwhelmed defense, a slow starting offense and the legend of Jimmy Garoppolo combined to drop 31 point quickly on our beloved fins. If not for the Herculean effort of Ryan Tannehill, the talent of Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker, and most importantly, Kiko…
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Episode 28: Week 2 @ New England
The boys are back and licking their wounds after a painful week one loss to the Seattle Seahawks. Find out what Sam and Chris thought about the last minute collapse by the defense, what specific plays changed the outcome of the game and of course, who the worst players ever are. We also say…
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Episode 27: Week One @ Seattle
The regular season is here! Sam and Chris preview Miami’s first game against The Seattle Seahawks. The ‘Hawks are virtually unstoppable in their home stadium with Russell Wilson under center. Ryan Tannehill is 1-0 against his fellow 2012 drafted counterpart. Will Seattle remain dominant? Or will history repeat itself with a Ryan Tannehill led victory…
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The Seahawkers Podcast with Perfectville’s Sam Marcoux
Recently, Perfectville’s own, Sam Marcoux, joined the hosts of The Seahawkers Podcast to discuss the week one match up between The Miami Dolphins and Seattle Seahawks. It was a fun time on a quality show. We discuss the progression of Ryan Tannehill, the best offseason move for the Miami Dolphins and which safety is better,…
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Hello Justin Hunter, Goodbye Griff Whalen
In an attempt to bolster the wide receiving corps that is lacking size, and at the same time, ridding themselves of players whose name sound like bad porno names, The Miami Dolphins have signed former Tennessee Titan, Justin Hunter (6’4″, 200 lbs) and released Griff Whalen (Cable Guy/Pizza Delivery Boy in adult movies). The move…
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Cut Down Day (with Snarky Commentary)
The following players were cut today to get the roster to 53. Imagine if you are a football player and aren’t good enough to make a team like the Miami Dolphins…ouch: Players in bold, commentary in (parenthesis) CUTS: OL Sam Young (Great first name, bad player) CB Chimdi Chekwa (ChekWHY was this a surprise to…
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