In an attempt to bolster the wide receiving corps that is lacking size, and at the same time, ridding themselves of players whose name sound like bad porno names, The Miami Dolphins have signed former Tennessee Titan, Justin Hunter (6’4″, 200 lbs) and released Griff Whalen (Cable Guy/Pizza Delivery Boy in adult movies).

The move seems to indicate that perhaps DeVante Parker and possibly Kenny Stills’ recent injuries are lingering more than previously thought. Either way, the churning of the bottom of the roster continues.

Hunter, a former 2nd round pick, has appeared in 35 NFL games, caught 68 passes for 1,116 yards (16.4 yards per catch) and eight touchdowns.

Griff, despite being in the league a year longer, has appeared in just 33 games and caught 45 passes for 487 yards (10.8 yards per catch) and three career touchdowns.

Hello from Perfectville to Justin Hunter.

Goodbye from Perfectville to Griff Whalen.