BREAKING NEWS: Arian Foster Retires

In the wake of a two game winning streak, and the midst of a historic day on the ground for his teammate, Jay Ajayi, Arian Foster has announced his retirement, effective immediately. Multiple sources have confirmed that the talented, but oft-injured running back has decided to hang the cleats up, and walk away.


We here at Perfectville wish Arian Foster nothing but the best in his future endeavors.

In other words, Goodbye From Perfectville.


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