Category: Perfectville – Miami Dolphins
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Episode 91: Throw It Back
After a stunning victory over The New England Patriots on Monday, Perfectville returns to celebrate and discuss a possible playoff push. Since The Dolphins wore their throwback jerseys last week, Sam and Chris dust off the mothballs from yesteryear and kick it, old school with Ridiculous Predictions, A Second On The AFC East, and of…
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Episode 90: 3rd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade *BONUS EPISODE!*
*BONUS EPISODE* 3rd ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! The yearly tradition of HATESGIVING makes it’s way to Perfectville! While the rest of America is with their families to celebrate Thanksgiving, we are gathering to vent our anger. This year, The Miami Dolphins and the entire NFL, has given the boys from Perfectville a lot to be…
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Episode 89: Choking On A Patriot Turkey Bone
A recession has hit the Town of Perfectville. A recession on wins as The Miami Dolphins lose their fourth in a row, this time to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The loss drops them into the basement of the AFC East, alongside The New York Jets. Oh, and they get to face The New England…
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Episode 88: There Is No Such Thing As A Dolphanther
After another embarrassing loss on national television, The Miami Dolphins drop to 4-5 on the season and 1-10 in their last 11 prime time games. The team gave up roughly 5 billion yards on the ground to a bad running offense in the Carolina Panthers. The loss left the team, the coaches and all the…
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Episode 87: Flying Towards Mediocrity
The boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders…
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Episode 86: Streaking FOR The Quad
Another second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to…
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Episode 85: Falcon’ Up Atlanta
Fires. Earthquakes. Birthdays. Comedy Shows. Nothing can keep the Perfectville crew away! Well…for longer than a week, anyway. The boys return to discuss Miami’s mini-win streak, including the surprising come from behind win against The Falcons. What is Miami doing right? What are they doing wrong? And did our former o-line coach leave any “white…
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Episode 84: Welcome To Stupidville
Chris Cullen returns home from vacation to find out he is under water. Meanwhile the Miami Dolphins return home for THEIR vacation in London to find out that they are under .500 and in last place afte rbeing shut out, 20-0, against the New Orleans Saints. Coach Adam Gase said after the game that we…
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Episode 83: Oh No…We Suck AGAIN!
Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”. What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches…
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Episode 82: #FTJ! Dolphins vs Jets Preview
It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the…
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Episode 81: Lawrence Timmons goes AWOL
The Miami Dolphins are in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE after beating the Chargers in Los Angeles, in front of a pro-Dolphins crowd that included Perfectville’s very own, Sam Marcoux. Jay Ajayi picked up where he left off last season, Jarvis LAndry was prolific at the wide receiver position, Boy Wonder, Cody Parkey nailed four…
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Episode 80: Week Two, Season Opener
Okay NOW the Miami Dolphins can come out to play! After having their season opener postponed due to Hurricane Irma, The Miami Dolphins fly to the west coast to take on the 0-1 Los Angeles Chargers. And much like Dol-Fans everywhere, Sam and Chris can’t wait. How does the schedule change affect the team, if…
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Episode 79: Recapping The Preseason
After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and…
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Episode 78: The Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie Contest!
The contest is finally done! Find out if you are the lucky recipient of a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie. Will you know longer suffer from the devastating disease of Frosty Hands? Or will your drink be free of Oronde Bagsden’s baggy goodness? Plus, The Dolphins have injuries out the wazoo, showed flashes of brilliance against…
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Episode 77: Jay Cutler ARRIVES
Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach. How does Jay’s signing impact the…
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Episode 76: Jay Ajayi’s Concussion
It is August, which means FOOTBALL! YAY! Sam and Chris discuss the first week of Training Camp: Jay Ajayi’s apparent head injury. Does Miami really need Jay to show anything in training camp? Will they seek out a veteran to add for depth? Or will Kenyan Drake and Damien Williams be enough if the J-Train…
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Episode 75: Training Camp Preview
Sam and Chris fight through traffic, bad internet connections and a wicked hangover to bring you their thoughts on the even of training camp. We may be in for a boring camp, as most of the starting positions are locked in and established, but even so, injuries are always a concern, and surprise players…
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Episode 74: Perfectville’s Pre-Season Predictions!
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with a monster edition of the podcast! On this episode, the boys discuss the brand new PERFECTVILLE SIP SACS, and give the details on how you, the listeners, can win your very own Oronde Bagsden koozies. They also go game by game through the regular season and give their…
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Episode 73: The Over/Under Game
The boys return home to Perfectville and are bringing a slice of VEGAS with them this week. That is because the sports books have The Miami Dolphins as an Over/Under of 7.5 wins in 2017, which Sam and Chris feel is way too low. So, in an effort to help Las Vegas out, Chris and…
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Episode 72: Miami’s Achilles Heel?
Chris recently suffered a gruesome ankle injury, that Sam mocks to infinity. The boys re-call times where they pooped and peed themselves during athletic contests, and find time to discuss the actual football team a little bit, as well. What unit on offense is stacked to the brim with talent? Which position scares the hell…
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Episode 70: Seahawkers Podcast Host Adam Emmert
Sam and Chris welcome fellow podcaster and football fan, Adam Emmert to the show. Despite being a Seahawks fan, Adam HATES The Miami Dolphins and is asked to explain himself to the citizens of Perfectville. Find out why he hates South Beach’s favorite team, and what it would take in order to get Richard Sherman…
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Episode 69: Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft Review
Sam and Chris dive into the Miami Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft and discuss which picks they liked, which picks they loved, and which rookie Sam does not think will make The Miami Dolphins roster in 2017. Plus, Chris reveals which Undrafted Free Agent Rookies he thinks might get onto the squad and The Wheel Of…
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Episode 68: 2017 NFL Draft First Round Special
The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the…
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Episode 67: AFC East Bro Kyle Smith
AFC East Bros. Host, Kyle Smith joins us on Outside/In to discuss his thoughts on the Miami Dolphins as a Jets fan, as well as who he would take from Miami right now, to help the Jets. Kyle also discusses when the rivalry between The Jets and Dolphins really took off for him, and who…
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Episode 66: Dolphins Legend Richmond Webb
Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy…
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Episode 65: Draft Expert Brett Kollmann
Sam and Chris travel back to Perfectville and discuss the recently released, preseason schedule and what it might indicate for the regular season, Miami’s new quarterback, Dion Jordan’s new team and more. SB Nation’s Brett Kollmann joins us on our new segment Outside/In, to discuss his thoughts on The Dolphins franchise as a whole, as…
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Episode 64: The Perfectville Purge
Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag…
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Episode 63: What Is Ryan Tannehill?
After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or…
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Episode 62: Free Agency Feeding Frenzy
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the new league year and the #NewMiami that has occurred. From re-signing their own free agents like Kenny Stills, extending contracts of current stars such as Reshad Jones, and even solidifying their defensive front seven with Lawrence Timmons and a trade for William Hayes, the Dolphins are…
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Episode 61: The PHINZEES! (part tres)
The boys are back in town! The Town of Perfectville, that is. And they are here to present the final round of Phinzees for the 2016-2017 season! Categories such as The Penny Saver Value Phinzee, Defensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, Offensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, and of course, The Dallas Thomas Lifetime Achievement Phinzee! Plus,…
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Episode 60: The PHINZEES! (part deux)
The Second part of our three part awards show, The Phinzees, is here! Sam, Kevin, Chris and Travis (along with his pants-less cat), return to present four more HUGE Phinzee awards to their respective winners! Categories include The You Look Phinsational Phinzee (Best Uniform Combination), The Phinjury Report (Most Impactful Injury), The Adam Sandler “You Blew It!”…
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Episode 59: THE PHINZEES! (part one)
It is award season and the most coveted award is, of course, The PHINZEE. The official awards ceremony of WelcomeToPerfectville.com, The Phinzees kicks off with your hosts, Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen from “Perfectville”, as well as Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern from “The Phinalysis Podcast”. The four get together to discuss such awards as:…
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Nominees for “The Thanks For Stopping By” Phinzee (AKA Best Supporting Podcast)
The Phinzees are here! The official awards ceremony for http://www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com has finally arrived. Hosted by Perfectville’s Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen, along with The Phinalysis Podcast’s own, Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern. The Phinzees celebrates the very best (and very worst) of YOUR Miami Dolphins. 12 categories in total, including four categories that will be…
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Episode 58: Wheel Of Whatever
As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee?…
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Episode 57: ‘Fins Free Agency
The Miami Dolphins have some decisions to make this off season. Starting with their own free agents, the front office is going to have to figure out if it makes financial sense to sign players like Kenny Stills, Andre Branch, Kiko Alonso and others to big contracts, or let them go and look to replace…
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Episode 56: Keep Or Cut?
It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency…
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Episode 55: Rustling Our Jimmies (Wildcard Weekend Review @ Pittsburgh)
Miami’s dreams of a Cinderella run at the Super Bowl struck midnight in chilly Pittsburgh, as the whole world watched them turn into a fat pumpkin on national television. The Dolphins were handed their receipt from the Steelers, in the form of a 30-12 drubbing that saw Le’Veon Bell run wild, Antonio Brown catching everything…
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Episode 54: The One Percenters (Wildcard Weekend Preview @ Pittsburgh)
The Miami Dolphins, AKA “The One Percenters” swim into Pittsburgh on Sunday to take on the AFC North Champion Steelers. A team they pulverized in week 6, 30-15, which included an injury to their star QB, Ben Roethlisberger, the Steelers have since righted the ship and rattled off an impressive win streak of their own.…
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Episode 53: Wait, We Had A Game This Weekend? (vs. New England Review)
In a game that ultimately meant nothing for the Dolphins, Miami hosted the New England Patriots on New Year’s Day and played, at least on defense, like their resolution was to mimic teams of yesteryear. Losing 35-14 to their divisional rival, The ‘Phins remain in the sixth seed for the playoffs and will be facing…
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Episode 52: Home For The Holidays, Away For The Playoffs (Week 17 vs. New England Preview)
The Miami Dolphins are going to the playoffs! And not just in video game form this year, but for realsies! In a surprising, and scary game against Buffalo, Miami rallied behind a last second, 55 yard, game tying field goal from the unreliable Andrew Franks to force the contest into overtime, and then leaned on…
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Episode 51: Holiday Buffalo Wings (@Buffalo Bills Preview)
Just in time for the holidays, Sam and Chris preview the big AFC East match-up against the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. If Miami wins, and Denver loses, The ‘Phins are in the playoffs. Buffalo, however, is fighting to save their coach, Rex Ryan. They also have extra motivation to shut down Jarvis Landry after…
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Episode 50: No Fly Zone In New Jersey (Week 15 Review @ NY Jets)
Miami is flying high after a severe BEATDOWN of their division rivals, The New York Jets, this past Saturday night. In sweeping New York, Miami ensured itself a winning season for the first time since 2008 and has propelled themselves back into the sixth and final seed for the playoffs, in the AFC East. They…
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Episode 49: Taking Flight In New Jersey (Jets Preview)
The boys are back to talk about Ryan Tannehill’s knee injury, the abysmal refereeing from the Arizona Cardinals game, and of course, shifting our focus towards the hated Jets and their garbage fire of a team, this season. Matt Moore takes the reigns at QB this week and Miami STILL has the 2nd best QB…
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Episode 48: Seeing Red Again (Week 14 Preview vs. Arizona Cardinals)
The boys clock in a record performance as they go close to 60 minutes on this episode. Hopefully Miami can go the foll hour when they play the Arizona Cardinals this Sunday, in Miami. Coming off of an embarrassing beat down at the hands of fellow bird team, Miami looks to rebound and return to…
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Episode 47: Flocked Up In Baltimore
Miami went into Baltimore seeking their seventh win a row, and left there still having only seven wins total, as the Ravens flocked the Dolphins up, 38-6. Defensively, Miami was terrible. Offensively, Miami was terrible. Special teams, however…was terrible. So what went wrong? Did anything go right? And does DeVante Parker have a second career…
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Episode 46: Week 13 Preview @ Baltimore
The playoffs start NOW, as Miami steamrolls into Baltimore to take on the third seeded, and AFC North Division leading, Ravens. Can Miami take out a playoff contender while in a hostile environment? Will Ryan Tannehill or Jay Ajayi be able to crack the seemingly, unsolvable code, that is The Ravens defense? And who, among…
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Episode 45: Week 12 REVIEW vs. San Francisco 49ers
The Miami Dolphins won their sixth straight game and are now the sixth seed in the AFC Playoff standings! It wasn’t easy, however, as Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers put up a valiant effort before succumbing to defeat, two yards short of the game tying touchdown by Kaepernick. Who stepped up to thwart…
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Episode 44: Week 12 Preview VS. The San Francisco 49ers
After feasting on Thanksgiving dinner, the boys are back and hoping that The Dolphins are ready to feast on the San Francisco 49ers at home this weekend. Will Miami win? What challenge can the 1-9ers possibly give Miami? Who is playing and who is hurt? And just how ridiculous can the predictions get? Plus, in…
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Episode 43: Week 11 Review @ Los Angeles
Another week, another Miami Dolphins win. Five in a row now for the boys from South Beach, and this one was an ugly, wet mess until about five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Ryan Tannehill, Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker stepped up (finally!) and sent the West Coast Dol-Fans who braved the Los Angeles…
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Episode 42: Week 11 @ Los Angeles
The Dolphins combined their west coast road trip, so we combined our west coast podcasts! A JUMBO (non-Elliot version) edition of Perfectville, as we discuss the four game winning streak that continued in San Diego, as well as preview the upcoming game against the St. Louis Los Angeles Rams. Can Miami survive a loss to their…
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Episode 41: Week 10 at San Diego
Sam and Chris tackle the huge game this weekend against The AFC West’s San Diego Chargers. What player needs to step up and earn his money on offense this week? Who does the defense need to focus on shutting down in San Diego’s high octane offense? Plus, RIDICULOUS PREDICTIONS! Follow us on Twitter: Perfectville @ PerfectvillePod…
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Episode 40: Week 9 REVIEW VS. The Jets
The Dolphins win AGAIN and have gotten themselves back to a .500 record at 4-4. Even better, they have gotten themselves back into a legitimate conversation for the playoffs! A 27-23 victory that saw a rushing TD, a passing TD, a kickoff return for a TD, two strip sacks by Cam Wake, and even a…
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Episode 39: Week 9 vs. The Just End The Seasons
The boys are back and well rested after following The Miami Dolphins’ lead, and taking some time off. Sam and Chris tackle the big rivalry game as Miami take son the stinkin’ New York Jets, at home, inside of Hard Rock Stadium. A win against New York, coupled with a Buffalo Bills loss to Seattle…
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Episode 38: The OTHER Hateful 28
Miami had a bye week, which means the Dolphins haven’t lost in over three weeks! You have to love that, right? But what we don’t love, are the other teams in the AFC East. But we all know that, so we decided to take the time we have in the bye week, to explain why…
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Episode 37: Week 7 Review and ARIAN FOSTER RETIRES?!?!?!
Miami strings it’s second win in a row by defeating their AFC East rivals, The Buffalo Bills. In a game that feature the home team wearing throwback uniforms, the offense channeled the 1970’s era teams and relied heavily on the run game. Jay Ajayi recorded his second consecutive 200 yard game on the ground, Ryan…
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Episode 36: Week 7 Preview vs. Buffalo
Reshad Jones is officially gone for the season, LeSean McCoy left Buffalo’s practice with a hamstring issue and the intense rivalry between the Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills heats up, as they prepare for battle this Sunday! Sam and Chris give their thoughts on who they they will win and why. Plus, some actual news…
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Episode 35: Week 6 Review Vs. Pittsburgh
The boys are back after another bad loss to the Pittsburgh Steele…wait, what? They won? Not only that, but they DOMINATED?!?! How did this happen? Chris and Sam break down what went right against a very good Steelers team this past Sunday. Plus, some breaking news that promises to bring the entire fan base down.…
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Episode 34: Week 6 vs. Pittsburgh
Chris and Sam discuss the abysmal loss to the Titans, Adam Gase’s firing spree and the latest trade rumors swirling around Ryan Tannehill. Plus, we look ahead to this weekend’s game against The Steelers. Does Miami even have a shot at winning this game, given the amount of injuries on defense and Pittsburgh’s potent offense?…
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Episode 33: Week Five Preview VS. Tennessee Titans
Chris Cullen is back in the saddle again, and fired up to talk all things Miami Dolphins. He re-joins Sam to discuss this week’s match-up against the 1-3, Tennessee Titans. Sam and Chris also discuss Jarvis Landry’s attitude and why it may lead to him exiting Miami sooner than most fans expect, as well as…
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Episode 32: Week 4 Review @ Cincinnati
Travis Wingfield joins Sam once again to review the Thursday Night Debacle against Cincinnati. Is Adam Gase in over his head? Is Tannehill in danger of being traded for Jay Cutler? Who are the worst players ever? And can Miami salvage this season, or is it time to focus on the draft? Plus, a second…
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Episode 31: Week Four @ Cincinnati
Week Four is upon us and Travis Wingfield is filling in for Chris Cullen as we navigate the murky waters of our win against Cleveland, as well as what Miami needs to do to escape Ohio 2-2. Should Ja’Wuan James continue to start? Is Kenyan Drake our best option at running back? And which wide…
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Episode 30: Week Three vs. Cleveland Browns
Sam and Chris preview the home opener as The Cleveland Browns limp into town to take on the best 0-2 team in the league. Will Miami win? Of course, but the question remains by how much? Plus, we give you our RIdiculous Predictions and we spend a second talking about the AFC East! Follow us…
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Episode 29: Week Two Game Review @ New England
Sam and Chris to review what went wrong up in Foxboro. An overwhelmed defense, a slow starting offense and the legend of Jimmy Garoppolo combined to drop 31 point quickly on our beloved fins. If not for the Herculean effort of Ryan Tannehill, the talent of Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker, and most importantly, Kiko…
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Episode 28: Week 2 @ New England
The boys are back and licking their wounds after a painful week one loss to the Seattle Seahawks. Find out what Sam and Chris thought about the last minute collapse by the defense, what specific plays changed the outcome of the game and of course, who the worst players ever are. We also say…
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Episode 27: Week One @ Seattle
The regular season is here! Sam and Chris preview Miami’s first game against The Seattle Seahawks. The ‘Hawks are virtually unstoppable in their home stadium with Russell Wilson under center. Ryan Tannehill is 1-0 against his fellow 2012 drafted counterpart. Will Seattle remain dominant? Or will history repeat itself with a Ryan Tannehill led victory…
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Episode 26: Predicting the 53 Man Roster
Sam and Chris review the game against the Atlanta Falcons and hand out their “Worst Players Ever” awards in addition to breaking down every roster spot available and predicting the final 53 man roster for opening day. Who do Sam and Chris see staying? Who gets cut? And can Dallas Thomas survive yet ANOTHER bad…
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Episode 25: Preseason Game #3 vs. Atlanta Falcons
Jam packed show this week as Sam and Chris review the 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys, as well as preview the Thursday Night, prime time match up against the Atlanta Falcons. Find out who we thought were the worst players ever in week 2. And what Ridiculous Predictions do we have…
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Episode 24: Preseason Week 2 against The Dallas Cowboys
Week 2 of preseason is here and sees The Dolphins heading to Dallas to take on America’s Team. Sam and Chris discuss what they want to see in this game, who they want to see it from and of course, Ridiculous Predictions. Plus, Chris reveals his middle name and his parents WEIRD obsession with Michael…
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Episode 23: Preseason Game One Recap @ New York Giants
The first official game of the 2016-2017 Miami Dolphins season is in the books! Miami traveled to New Jersey to take on the OTHER team at Met Life Stadium, The New York Giants, and walked out of their preseason match up with a 27-10 victory. Sam and Chris break down what went right, want went…
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Episode 22: Dolphins vs. Giants Pre-Season Game Preview
Football is finally back! Granted it is week one of Pre-Season and the majority of players that we actually know will spend more time standing on the sidelines than crouching in the huddle. But still…FOOTBALL! Sam and Chris review the positions and personnel that they will be keeping a keen eye on, during this game.…
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Episode 21: The New and IMPROVED Dolphins Stadium
The Miami Dolphins have spent over 500 million dollars and years of design and construction to remodel and renovate the house that Joe Robbie built. Sam and Chris discuss those improvements, address the criticism some fans have lobbed towards the project and what home field advantages the new/old stadium provides Miami. The boys also…
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Episode 20: Training Camp Starts
Training Camp for the Miami Dolphins has started and Day One provided a ton of news. Multiple players were put on the PUP list to the surprise of many, Dion Jordan got reinstated on a provisional basis, Jason Taylor landed a new job with the franchise and the return of Wakezilla astonishes everyone, including Head…
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Episode 19: The Hateful 28 Part One
Sam and Chris return to discuss the recent signing of Arian Foster, the retiring of Greg Jennings and Chris ranks all the NFL teams outside of the AFC East in order from least to most hated. Plus, we spend a second discussing the AFC East. Contact Perfectville via e-mail at @perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter: @PerfectvillePod.…
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Episode 18: NFL Fight Song Jambaroo
On this trip to Perfectville, Sam and Chris focus on the Miami Dolphins fight song. This infamous bad song was written and performed by Lee Ofman after The Dolphins had their perfect season, and it has stuck itself to the franchise like a wet paper bag, ever since. However, is it the worst NFL fight…
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Episode 17: Coach Wes Welker?
On this trip to Perfectville, we explore the brief hold out of Safety Reshad Jones. The superstar Defensive Back ended the minutes-long trepidation of Dolfans everywhere by showing up to mandatory mini-camp and participating with the team for the first time since last season. Plus, Miami cuts a quarterback, Sam and Chris can’t figure out…
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Episode 16: Organized Team Activities
Sam and Chris return after being on the PUP list for a few weeks due to surgeries and performances. And coming back with them, FOOTBALL! Well, organized team activities, at least. So…sorta football. Perfectville catches you up on all the latest news and views regarding Dion Jordan’s pending reinstatement, Cameron Wake’s insane comeback from a…
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Episode 15: New NFL Rules
The NFL Competition Committee has approved nine new rules for the 2016-2017 season. From banning chop blocks all together, to further attempts to stop kick off returns and everything in between. Find out what the rules are, and how they pertain to the Miami Dolphins in this episode! Follow Sam on Twitter @ Tigerclawmedy Follow…
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Episode 14: 2016 NFL Draft Discussion
The picks are in and The Miami Dolphins have arguably walked away with the most talented, yet most controversial, player in the draft. Offensive Tackle Laremy Tunsil, once thought to be a sure fire first overall pick, saw that go up in smoke as a damning video of him smoking pot surfaced minutes before the…
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Episode 13: Simon Clancy and the NFL Draft
The BBC’s own Simon Clancy visits Perfectville to discuss the impending NFL Draft. What position does Simon feel is a lock to be addressed with Miami’s first pick? Which player does Simon feel is the best overall? Is Miami responsible for some false rumors about top prospects in an effort to get them to drop…
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Episode 12: Breaking Down the 2016 Dolphins Regular Season Schedule
The NFL released the 2016 regular season schedule a week earlier than planned, and Sam and Chris break down Miami’s. From starting on the road against two power houses, to getting four consecutive home games and even ending the season against all three of our AFC East rivals, the schedule is filled with challenges, opportunities…
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Episode 11: Stadium Name Game
Miami Dolphins Owner, Stephen Ross, is reportedly thinking about naming the stadium where the MIAMI DOLPHINS play, New York Life Stadium. Obviously, this is a PR disaster that cannot happen. Sam and Chris have decided to come up with acceptable alternatives to this ridiculous idea, in order to help the franchise from once again, screwing…
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Episode 10: Bad Dolphins Coaches
Sam and Chris are back again, and this time they reflect on the lost decades of bad coaching. From poor decisions, jerks and horrendous lies, to a rash of great guys who couldn’t coach a pee-wee team, Miami has run the gamut of sucktitude at the head coach position. Grab a drink and brace for…
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Episode Nine: Farewell To Miko Grimes
Sam and Chris are back to discuss the first week of NFL Free Agency. Perfectville reviews the Byron Maxwell/Kiko Alonso trade, the Mario Williams, Isa Abdul-Quddus and Jermon Bushrod signings, as well as the swing and miss for C.J. Anderson by our beloved Dolphins. Additionally, since Brent Grimes left Miami to sign with the Tampa…
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Episode Eight: Free Agency Frenzy
Sam and Chris are BACK after a three week hiatus. The boys talk about their first impressions of free agency in 2016 for the Miami Dolphins. From the controversial trade with the Philadelphia Eagles, to Mario Williams signing with Miami and more. We also discuss the impending losses of Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon and others.…
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Episode Seven: Worst Dolphins Losses
The Carolina Panthers just lost the Super Bowl and Cam Newton is devastated. There is nothing worse than losing the biggest game in your chosen sport, right? Wrong. 62-7. The Monday Night Meltdown. Spray Mucus. “See You After Practice,” and more. These are just some of the legendary and iconic losses the Miami…
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Episode Six: Wide Receivers, Running Backs and Tight Ends
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the skill positions of the Miami Dolphins. Does Lamar Miller stay as our primary running back? Is there a replacement in free agency that Adam Gase is familiar with, already? Jordan Cameron under performed as our starting tight end in 2015 and is due a ton of…
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Episode Five: The Offensive Line
The Miami Dolphins had a historically bad offensive line in 2015. Awful in run blocking and terrible in pass blocking. Injury after injury and a depth pool so shallow that even Jesus’s friends could walk across it. Sam and Chris discuss what can be done to help fix in in time for the 2016 NFL…
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Episode Four: 2016 Miami Dolphins Free Agents
Sam and Chris discuss the pending free agents for the Miami Dolphins. Who should we re-sign, who we should let go elsewhere, and why? Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon, Derrick Shelby, Rishard Mathews, Jake Stoneburner and all the others are discussed. Plus, Sam and Chris cannot remember a former Miami Dolphins turned New England Patriots player’s…
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Episode Three: The Ryan Tannehill Debate
Ryan Tannehill has been the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins for four years. Some say he is the team’s “Franchise”, while others feel the organization needs to move on and find his replacement. Sam and Chris take up either side of this debate in this episode that is sure to spark conversation amongst fellow…
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Episode Two: 2015 Miami Dolphins Season Awards
The 2015 NFL Season for the Miami Dolphins did not go as planned. Which means it was about par for the course. Despite the losing record and missing the playoffs again, there were some actual highlights throughout the season. Sam and Chris give out their prestigious awards to the Miami Dolphins players and plays that…
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Episode One: Dolphins Head Coach Adam Gase
Sam and Chris debut “Perfectville” by discussing the debut of The Miami Dolphins new head coach, Adam Gase. Is the hire a good fit for Miami? What type of offense can we expect to run under Mr. Gase? Was Dan Campbell treated fairly or was he shafted out of a job that should have been…
Welcome to Perfectville 