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Episode 98: Cleaning Out Our F*****G Closet
Congratulations are in order for Sam and Chris who, on Perfectville’s 98th episode, are able to still break new ground and get themselves censored on their own show. Way to go, guys! In addition to avoiding litigation, the guys wrap up the tail end of free agency for the Miami Dolphins, discuss the pros and…
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Episode 97: CULTURE SHOCK!
HAPPY NEW NFL YEAR! The new season is officially here, and The Miami Dolphins are celebrating by completely changing their players. Elite defenders released, franchise players traded away and team captains cut. Adam Gase and the rest of the front office are hell bent on changing the culture of The Dolphins, even if…
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Episode 96: Front Office Review
Sam is back from his comedy tour, and Chris is back from his nationwide fireside chats! And since both are back in the friendly confines of Perfectville, they have decided to discuss the front office of the Miami Dolphins. Who is really calling the shots on player personnel? Who is to blame for some…
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Episode 95: LineWHACKERS (LB Review)
Perfectville returns to discuss the awful linebacking corps of the 2017 Miami Dolphins. Season ending injuries, AWOL veterans, under performing team captains and even an arrested thrown in for good measure, needless to say, but this unit was incredibly bad this past season. New Defensive Coordinator, Matt Burke, was able to improve the backfield,…
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Episode 94: Gase’s Good Graces (WR Review)
The votes have been tallied and the Citizens of Perfectville demand that Sam and Chris discuss the wide receiving corps. Jarvis Landry led the league in the receptions, but has publicly made it known that he feels disrespected by Adam Gase and the Miami Dolphins during contract negotiations. Can the relationship between the…
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Episode 93: New Year, Same Show
Sam and Chris return to kick off the new year by reviewing the year that was. Injuries, hurricanes, drug abuse and MORE, plagued the Miami Dolphins in 2017. Changes must, and will be made, in order to get this franchise back to the playoffs in 2018. We take a look at those initial…
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Episode 92: Welcome To Biscuitville
NO. DESCRIPTION. NEEDED. Follow us: TWITTER: PerfectvillePod INSTAGRAM: PerfectvillePodcast E-MAIL: perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts and Stitcher Radio (keyword: Perfectville) and RATE AND REVIEW THE SHOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN PERFECTVILLE SIP SAC!
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Episode 91: Throw It Back
After a stunning victory over The New England Patriots on Monday, Perfectville returns to celebrate and discuss a possible playoff push. Since The Dolphins wore their throwback jerseys last week, Sam and Chris dust off the mothballs from yesteryear and kick it, old school with Ridiculous Predictions, A Second On The AFC East, and of…
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Episode 90: 3rd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade *BONUS EPISODE!*
*BONUS EPISODE* 3rd ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! The yearly tradition of HATESGIVING makes it’s way to Perfectville! While the rest of America is with their families to celebrate Thanksgiving, we are gathering to vent our anger. This year, The Miami Dolphins and the entire NFL, has given the boys from Perfectville a lot to be…
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Episode 89: Choking On A Patriot Turkey Bone
A recession has hit the Town of Perfectville. A recession on wins as The Miami Dolphins lose their fourth in a row, this time to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The loss drops them into the basement of the AFC East, alongside The New York Jets. Oh, and they get to face The New England…
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Episode 88: There Is No Such Thing As A Dolphanther
After another embarrassing loss on national television, The Miami Dolphins drop to 4-5 on the season and 1-10 in their last 11 prime time games. The team gave up roughly 5 billion yards on the ground to a bad running offense in the Carolina Panthers. The loss left the team, the coaches and all the…
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Episode 87: Flying Towards Mediocrity
The boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders…
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Episode 86: Streaking FOR The Quad
Another second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to…
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Episode 85: Falcon’ Up Atlanta
Fires. Earthquakes. Birthdays. Comedy Shows. Nothing can keep the Perfectville crew away! Well…for longer than a week, anyway. The boys return to discuss Miami’s mini-win streak, including the surprising come from behind win against The Falcons. What is Miami doing right? What are they doing wrong? And did our former o-line coach leave any “white…
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Episode 84: Welcome To Stupidville
Chris Cullen returns home from vacation to find out he is under water. Meanwhile the Miami Dolphins return home for THEIR vacation in London to find out that they are under .500 and in last place afte rbeing shut out, 20-0, against the New Orleans Saints. Coach Adam Gase said after the game that we…
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Episode 83: Oh No…We Suck AGAIN!
Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”. What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches…
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Episode 82: #FTJ! Dolphins vs Jets Preview
It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the…
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Episode 81: Lawrence Timmons goes AWOL
The Miami Dolphins are in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE after beating the Chargers in Los Angeles, in front of a pro-Dolphins crowd that included Perfectville’s very own, Sam Marcoux. Jay Ajayi picked up where he left off last season, Jarvis LAndry was prolific at the wide receiver position, Boy Wonder, Cody Parkey nailed four…
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Week 2 Phinjury Report
Hey everyone, I’m going to try to do a small analysis of both team’s injury reports going into the games this season. Only four more weeks 1l left, so once that is over I will have more time to write. Please provide any feedback or ideas on how to make this better each week. This…
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Episode 80: Week Two, Season Opener
Okay NOW the Miami Dolphins can come out to play! After having their season opener postponed due to Hurricane Irma, The Miami Dolphins fly to the west coast to take on the 0-1 Los Angeles Chargers. And much like Dol-Fans everywhere, Sam and Chris can’t wait. How does the schedule change affect the team, if…
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Why We Shouldn’t be Surprised Tannehill Re-injured His ACL
Hey Dolfans, it has been awhile since I wrote an article due to school but, I’m glad to be back writing about our beloved Miami Dolphins. After having a few weeks to deal with the news of Tannehill’s injury, I debated writing an article explaining his injury and what it means for the future,…
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Episode 79: Recapping The Preseason
After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and…
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Episode 78: The Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie Contest!
The contest is finally done! Find out if you are the lucky recipient of a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie. Will you know longer suffer from the devastating disease of Frosty Hands? Or will your drink be free of Oronde Bagsden’s baggy goodness? Plus, The Dolphins have injuries out the wazoo, showed flashes of brilliance against…
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POLL: Was It A Mistake To Play Raekwon McMillan On Special Teams?
The first preseason game of 2017 is in the books, and the win is overshadowed by, what appears to be, a season ending injury to rookie linebacker, Raekwon McMillan. He was injured while playing on special teams. Was it a mistake to have your starting, rookie MLB playing on special teams in the preseason? Or…
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POLL: Which Jay Is The Best Jay?
Whether it is a cigarette smoking gunslinger, a hobbit like kicker, a British soccer lover or a large eared know-it-all, The Miami Dolphins love them some football players named Jay. But which Jay is the BEST Jay? We put it to a poll for you to vote on!
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Episode 77: Jay Cutler ARRIVES
Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach. How does Jay’s signing impact the…
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POLL: Which QB Should Miami Bring In If Ryan Tannehill Is Out?
Should we go with retired, grizzled vets? Or perhaps a controversial super-athlete? Maybe a former blue chipper that is down on his luck? Vote and decide!
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Episode 76: Jay Ajayi’s Concussion
It is August, which means FOOTBALL! YAY! Sam and Chris discuss the first week of Training Camp: Jay Ajayi’s apparent head injury. Does Miami really need Jay to show anything in training camp? Will they seek out a veteran to add for depth? Or will Kenyan Drake and Damien Williams be enough if the J-Train…
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Episode 75: Training Camp Preview
Sam and Chris fight through traffic, bad internet connections and a wicked hangover to bring you their thoughts on the even of training camp. We may be in for a boring camp, as most of the starting positions are locked in and established, but even so, injuries are always a concern, and surprise players…
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POLL: How Many Wins For Miami in 2017?
On the last episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris gave the predictions for wins on the 2017 season for the Miami Dolphins. Now it is your turn! Vote for how many wins our beloved sea mammals will have this season!
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Episode 74: Perfectville’s Pre-Season Predictions!
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with a monster edition of the podcast! On this episode, the boys discuss the brand new PERFECTVILLE SIP SACS, and give the details on how you, the listeners, can win your very own Oronde Bagsden koozies. They also go game by game through the regular season and give their…
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Episode 73: The Over/Under Game
The boys return home to Perfectville and are bringing a slice of VEGAS with them this week. That is because the sports books have The Miami Dolphins as an Over/Under of 7.5 wins in 2017, which Sam and Chris feel is way too low. So, in an effort to help Las Vegas out, Chris and…
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YOU BE THE JUDGE: HOW DO WE ASSESS TANNEHILL’S CLUTCH PLAY MOVING FORWARD?
You be the judge, the series where I pose a question, then, get out of the way and let you provide the answer. An area of Tannehill’s development under Gase that will be interesting to watch in 2017 will be his ability, or lack thereof, to raise his level of play at crucial points of…
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TANNEHILL VERSUS THE WORLD: THE IN-DEPTH COMPARISON TANNEHILL’S CRITICS DON’T WANT YOU TO READ
rk CoRecently, an online article featuring a comparison between Ryan Tannehill and two other QBs from the 2012 draft was brought to my attention by a friend, and, well, to put it bluntly, I was not impressed. The piece was exceedingly short and the limited number of statistics presented left me wondering if they had…
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Episode 72: Miami’s Achilles Heel?
Chris recently suffered a gruesome ankle injury, that Sam mocks to infinity. The boys re-call times where they pooped and peed themselves during athletic contests, and find time to discuss the actual football team a little bit, as well. What unit on offense is stacked to the brim with talent? Which position scares the hell…
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Episode 70: Seahawkers Podcast Host Adam Emmert
Sam and Chris welcome fellow podcaster and football fan, Adam Emmert to the show. Despite being a Seahawks fan, Adam HATES The Miami Dolphins and is asked to explain himself to the citizens of Perfectville. Find out why he hates South Beach’s favorite team, and what it would take in order to get Richard Sherman…
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You Be The Judge! Tannehill VS Brady: A Superstar In The Making?
Does Ryan Tannehill have the potential to achieve greatness under head coach Adam Gase? Well, a head-to-head comparison with Tom Brady over the first 5 years of their respective careers would seem to suggest that the answer is…..well, why don’t you tell me! Now, even though my reputation has been built on delving deeply into…
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Poll: Grade Miami’s 2017 Draft
What say you? What letter grade did Miami earn for this year’s draft?
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Episode 69: Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft Review
Sam and Chris dive into the Miami Dolphins 2017 NFL Draft and discuss which picks they liked, which picks they loved, and which rookie Sam does not think will make The Miami Dolphins roster in 2017. Plus, Chris reveals which Undrafted Free Agent Rookies he thinks might get onto the squad and The Wheel Of…
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The Road Back To Perfection: Wrapping Up Loose Ends With Tight Ends
The Miami Dolphins are a team in transition. An organization building towards something beyond AFC East titles, conference championships or even a Super Bowl win. Believe it or not, Adam Gase and company are methodically piecing together a franchise intent, not just on chasing history, but on conquering it. In other words, the Dolphins are…
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Confidence: The Hidden Truth Behind the Dolphins 2017 Draft
Do you know why magic tricks that depend on sleight of hand work so effectively? Because the human brain is easily distracted, hyper focuses on just one thing, and often fails to see the bigger picture unfolding right in front of its eyes. Well, so far, that is exactly what has happened with the…
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Charles Harris: The Very Sound Method Behind Miami’s First Round Madness
Whether fans love the Charles Harris pick or hate it, the truth is, at this point, there is little to no basis upon which to base their decision. Sure, we can look at his college stats, which are impressive and do provide some glimpse into his potential, but they are far from a guarantee that…
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Episode 68: 2017 NFL Draft First Round Special
The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the…
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Poll: Which Dolphins Battle Cry Is Correct?
You say tomayto, I say tomawto. Half of Miami’s fans say “Fins Up”, the other half say, “Phins Up”. But which is correct? Vote now and let us know!
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Episode 67: AFC East Bro Kyle Smith
AFC East Bros. Host, Kyle Smith joins us on Outside/In to discuss his thoughts on the Miami Dolphins as a Jets fan, as well as who he would take from Miami right now, to help the Jets. Kyle also discusses when the rivalry between The Jets and Dolphins really took off for him, and who…
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Miami Dolphins 2017 NFL Regular Season Schedule
Four PRIMETIME GAMES! This schedule is NOT official and is subject to change…but.it is probably official.
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Episode 66: Dolphins Legend Richmond Webb
Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy…
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Phuck It, It’s Phriday! (part two)
We made it through another week of hard work and now it is Friday! That means it is time to slack off and coast into the weekend. And to motivate you in being de-motivated, here are some more Dolphins players mailing it on there work days! Enjoy! file:///C:/Users/Administrator/Downloads/google18d565b21e2b41fd%20(2).html
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Poll: Who Should Miami Take In The First Round Of The NFL Draft?
The 2017 NFL draft is coming up (starting on April 27th) and Miami currently holds the #22 in the first round. Brett Kollmann was on our podcast recently to discuss Miami’s options with the pick. But who would YOU pick? Let us know by voting!
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Episode 65: Draft Expert Brett Kollmann
Sam and Chris travel back to Perfectville and discuss the recently released, preseason schedule and what it might indicate for the regular season, Miami’s new quarterback, Dion Jordan’s new team and more. SB Nation’s Brett Kollmann joins us on our new segment Outside/In, to discuss his thoughts on The Dolphins franchise as a whole, as…
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The Last Bag of Dolphins Groceries
Let’s face it, running errands sucks. Having to drive all over town to multiple places just to get what you need is one of life’s mundane and unavoidable tasks. Even if you are looking forward to getting your hands on whatever it is you’re looking for, the journey still sucks. Oh, and looking out for…
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Phuck it, It’s Phriday!
It’s Friday. Time to half ass it at work, and get the house/bar/club/wherever and say “phuck it!” In the meantime, here are some of the best of the worst from our beloved Miami Dolphins over that past couple of years. ENJOY!
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Poll: Which Dolphins Logo Is Best?
We all know that Miami has The Dolphins (the GREATEST football team). But which of their logos is the greatest? Is it the original (1966-1973) which was worn during the Perfect Season? The one Dan Marino wore (1974-1988) when he led Miami to a Super Bowl appearance? Or perhaps the one that dawned the helmet…
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Episode 64: The Perfectville Purge
Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag…
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Why Guaranteed Money Should Be Jarvis Landry’s Top Priority
Here is the simple truth. Jarvis Landry should be far less concerned about bottom line $$$, focus on what Miami is willing to offer in guarantees, and sign his contract extension now for somewhere in the neighborhood of $11.5 million per year instead of the $13-14 million he is seeking. The logic behind…
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Top 5 Reasons Why Tom Brady is the GREATEST QB Evah
Numbah 5: Numbah 4: Numbah 3: Numbah 2: Numbah 1!!!!! Any Questions? Didn’t think so
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Poll: Which Wide Receiver had the best Dolphins career?
Which Wide Receiver had the best career in Miami? Chris Chambers O.J. McDuffie Davone Bess
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Should Miami Trade for Richard Sherman?
The Seahawks recent run of success has been headlined by multiple players. None of those players features more star-power than cornerback Richard Sherman. He has embodied everything the Seahawks have been building for the last half-decade. A roster full of strong personalities appears to be budging on its, “speak your mind,” policy as Sherman is…
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Adam Gase Speaks at the NFL Meetings
Adam Gase has that type of astute focus and intensity that keeps his audience hanging on every word. And just when you fear this might be the second coming of Bill Belichick (from a personality stand-point) he cracks that wry smile that permeates his attitude of “just another one of the guys.” It isn’t a…
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Beyond the BS: Five Reasons Jarvis Landry Would Be Wise To Re-Sign With Miami Now!
As most of you have surely heard by now, Joe Schad of the Palm Beach Post is reporting that sources close to the Dolphins/Landry negotiations are telling him that the two sides are currently at an impasse, with Landry asking for somewhere in the neighborhood of $14 million per year, a price Miami is…
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Episode 63: What Is Ryan Tannehill?
After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or…
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Beyond the BS: How Much Is Jarvis Landry Really Worth?
No fan in their right mind would disagree with the notion that Jarvis Landry is a spectacular player capable of siphoning every bit of his passion into spectacular performances on the field. He is as clutch as he is consistent, and an overwhelming fan favorite. However, it is just as accurate to describe Landry as…
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Phinalysis Episode 26: You’re the GM!
Travis and Kevin are back to discuss the next step in the Dolphins off-season plan. Also, Travis quells the rumor that he and Devante Parker will be squaring off at UFC 220. Is Parker worthy of a second contract in Miami? And, the first guest we’ve had, Mat Chapman, joins us to talk about his…
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The New Miami: William Hayes Film Study
Tucked deep inside of a man with a personality and a theories more bizarre than the trade that brought him to Miami, is one hell of a football player. A denier of dinosaur existence and a merchant of mermaids, William Hayes trades in the left coast for the best coast (as far as football is…
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The Ultimate Dolfans Guide to Dethroning the Patriots – Step 4: Better To Give Than To Receive
As has already been made clear in this series, Jay Ajayi and the Miami Dolphins’ offensive line hold the key to taking down the New England Patriots. However, ultimate success in the NFL, the kind that sustains itself over time, cannot be achieved by an individual star or a single unit, no matter how gifted.…
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Making A Franchise Quarterback
Chapter One: Rock Bottom – “I don’t see a way that Ryan Tannehill makes it back for Miami. I just don’t. He looks totally punch-drunk. Fatefully, I think it’s over.” These were the words of highly regarded Dolphins fan, insider and contributor Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) on October 9. The Miami players, losers of four of…
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The New Miami: Nate Allen Film Study
Nate Allen’s play tailed off when he left Philadelphia for Oakland, but that has been the case for a lot of free agent signees with their sights set on The Black Hole. A second round draft pick in 2010, Nate Allen paired well with Malcolm Jenkins in Philadelphia for the 2014 season matching the all-pro’s…
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Hooker Theory
Apologies for not keeping up with the frequency of posts, but I hope you can understand that wedding planning and keeping up with my second-favorite team – the Dayton Flyers – throughout March Madness have eaten a lot of my free time. Sadly, Dayton is done and I’ll miss the great group of seniors: Charles…
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Phinalysis Episode 25: Free Agency Review
Travis and Kevin celebrate 25 episodes of the podcast as they review all the happenings around the Miami Dolphins and the first week of free agency. In depth breakdowns of what the new players acquired via FA or trade will do of this team. Also, they discuss what’s next for the Dolphins in free agency…
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The New Miami: Lawrence Timmons Film Study
Lawrence Timmons somehow gained a reputation as a two down thumper. Don’t mistake his ability to blitz the edge as well as inside gaps for a run defense specialist – Timmons is an elite cover ‘backer. In addition to being a total ironman, he’s a jack of all trades. Missing just two games over a…
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Episode 62: Free Agency Feeding Frenzy
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the new league year and the #NewMiami that has occurred. From re-signing their own free agents like Kenny Stills, extending contracts of current stars such as Reshad Jones, and even solidifying their defensive front seven with Lawrence Timmons and a trade for William Hayes, the Dolphins are…
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Dolphins Draft Targets: Safeties
Drafting a defensive back that offers flexibility to cover deep center field, kick inside to the slot and even play a quasi-linebacker role was in the cards for the Dolphins prior to the Isa Abdul-Quddus injury news. That unfortunate neck injury forces the Dolphins hand and now the aforementioned type of player is vaulted near…
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Phinalysis Episode 24: Draft and Free Agency Talk
Travis and Kevin return to The Phinalysis to discuss the 2017 NFL Draft, free agency and more! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes. @travis_writes @KevinMD4 @ChrisC561 @TigerClawmedy @Perfectvillepod
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Episode 61: The PHINZEES! (part tres)
The boys are back in town! The Town of Perfectville, that is. And they are here to present the final round of Phinzees for the 2016-2017 season! Categories such as The Penny Saver Value Phinzee, Defensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, Offensive Player Of The Year Phinzee, and of course, The Dallas Thomas Lifetime Achievement Phinzee! Plus,…
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The Ultimate Dolfans Guide to Dethroning the Patriots – Step 3: All Aboard The J-Train
In the modern era of pro football, fans and coaches alike are often guilty of overthinking a problem. A perfect example of this occurred just a few years ago when the Seattle Seahawks stood on the brink of defeating the New England Patriots to capture their second consecutive Super Bowl. With 1:06 remaining in the…
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The Ultimate Dolfans Guide to Dethroning the Patriots – Step 2: Holding the Line
In most aspects, pro football is an exceedingly complex sport, far more so than the average fan could ever hope to understand, and yet, on occasion, the keys to winning are bewilderingly basic. Case and point, for the first half of Super Bowl LI, the Atlanta Falcons exposed just how simple the blueprint for trouncing…
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Phinalysis Episode 23: Building the 53 Man Roster
Travis and Kevin are back after their off-season vacations and ready to divulge their plans for the Dolphins off-season activity. Both hosts give detailed blueprints for the free agents they would sign, the players they would retain or let walk, and who they would draft with the first three picks the Dolphins possess. The season…
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The Deep Dive – Dethroning The Patriots
The Ultimate Dolfans Guide to Dethroning the Patriots – Step 1: All About The Benjamins By Lazaro Montecruz The Miami Dolphins have a monumental task ahead of them in 2017. Their goal, more so than that of any other team in the National Football League, is to take on and defeat the juggernauts that are…
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Episode 60: The PHINZEES! (part deux)
The Second part of our three part awards show, The Phinzees, is here! Sam, Kevin, Chris and Travis (along with his pants-less cat), return to present four more HUGE Phinzee awards to their respective winners! Categories include The You Look Phinsational Phinzee (Best Uniform Combination), The Phinjury Report (Most Impactful Injury), The Adam Sandler “You Blew It!”…
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Episode 59: THE PHINZEES! (part one)
It is award season and the most coveted award is, of course, The PHINZEE. The official awards ceremony of WelcomeToPerfectville.com, The Phinzees kicks off with your hosts, Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen from “Perfectville”, as well as Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern from “The Phinalysis Podcast”. The four get together to discuss such awards as:…
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Dolphins Draft Targets: Tight Ends
The tight end position is a bit of a mystery in Miami right now. Free agency will dictate the direction of this group. Dion Sims is obviously the first domino that needs to fall. Kenny Stills leaving could change the direction of the offense to incorporate the tight ends more in 2017. I think a…
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Nominees for “The Thanks For Stopping By” Phinzee (AKA Best Supporting Podcast)
The Phinzees are here! The official awards ceremony for http://www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com has finally arrived. Hosted by Perfectville’s Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen, along with The Phinalysis Podcast’s own, Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern. The Phinzees celebrates the very best (and very worst) of YOUR Miami Dolphins. 12 categories in total, including four categories that will be…
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The Dolphins Time is Now, Right?
As the Patriots prepare the streets of Boston for a fifth Super Bowl parade, the three step-children of the AFC East continue to wonder – when will it end? Two decades of chasing a divisional silver medal should be nearing its triumphed conclusion. Instead, the 39 year old quarterback and curmudgeon coach that consistently turns…
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Episode 58: Wheel Of Whatever
As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee?…
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Phinalysis Episode 22: Way too Early Dolphins Mock Draft
January is too early for mock drafts, so Travis and Kevin restrained themselves up until the second day of February. In this episode, the guys preview the Dolphins first three draft picks and give names that could be available at each spot. Also, an extensive Senior Bowl recap with risers and fallers and, lastly, a…
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Dolphins Draft Targets: Interior Offensive Linemen
The Dolphins offensive line was formidable in 2016, but injuries kept it from being above average. With Mike Pouncey’s health constantly a concern, Branden Albert rapidly declining and a question mark at right guard, the Dolphins need to address this area. Guards Day 1 Options – Dan Feeney – Indiana Games: Ohio State (2015), Florida…
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Episode 57: ‘Fins Free Agency
The Miami Dolphins have some decisions to make this off season. Starting with their own free agents, the front office is going to have to figure out if it makes financial sense to sign players like Kenny Stills, Andre Branch, Kiko Alonso and others to big contracts, or let them go and look to replace…
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Phinalysis Episode 20: With the 22nd Pick, the Miami Dolphins Select…
Draft season is in full force and Travis and Kevin are back to discuss who the Dolphins should target with the 22nd pick. Linebackers, defensive ends, guards? Who will the Dolphins take? An alternating mock draft up through pick 22 helps the guys figure out who the Dolphins will have to choose between. Also, a…
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Phinalysis Episode 21: Senior Bowl Week
With Senior Bowl week in full force, Travis and Kevin discuss some of the players from the practices that have stood out. Can the Dolphins fill the holes at linebacker, guard, defensive end and tight end? Will they make a surprise pick by adding Jabrill Peppers? If you’re a draft nut, this is a…
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Dolphins Draft Targets: Inside Linebackers
The linebacker position has been a bit of a nightmare for a number of years. From the failures of Dannell Ellerbe and Philip Wheeler to the head scratching performance of Jelani Jenkins and health of Koa Misi, Miami needs to put an end to a perpetually terrible position group. The free agent class is light,…
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Episode 56: Keep Or Cut?
It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency…
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2016 Exit Interivews: Who Figures into the Dolphins 2017 Plans?
The 2016 Dolphins were many things. Between the heart-thumping finishes, exceeded expectations, and setting a new organizational precedence, if nothing else, this team was a sheer pleasure to watch. With an impressive resolve, the Dolphins overcame a multitude of adverse situations to win double digit games and secure a post-season berth for the first time…
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Phinalysis Episode 19: Free Agency Preview
With the season at an end for the Dolphins, it’s time to focus ahead on how to improve this team for the 2017 season. Travis and Kevin are fired up about the prospect of re-signing the Dolphins home grown talent. Will the Dolphins poach another big name free agent? Will it be an edge defender?…
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Direction of the Defense This Off-Season
The 2016 Miami Dolphins season ended Sunday in Pittsburgh at the hands of the Steelers in a 30-12 loss. For the first time in a long time, I actually felt good about the end of Dolphins season. Who really thought Miami was going to make much noise this postseason without Ryan Tannehill, Mike Pouncey, Reshad…
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Episode 55: Rustling Our Jimmies (Wildcard Weekend Review @ Pittsburgh)
Miami’s dreams of a Cinderella run at the Super Bowl struck midnight in chilly Pittsburgh, as the whole world watched them turn into a fat pumpkin on national television. The Dolphins were handed their receipt from the Steelers, in the form of a 30-12 drubbing that saw Le’Veon Bell run wild, Antonio Brown catching everything…
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Phinalysis Episode 18: 2016 Was Just the Beginning
Despite failing to record a post-season victory for the 16th consecutive year, Travis and Kevin are unusually cheerful. Are the Dolphins close to challenging the AFC East headliner Patriots in 2017? Who is the team MVP? Who is Matt Burke? Check out the first official off-season episode of the Phinalysis Podcast. The games may…
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Revisionist History: Loving A Game That Doesn’t Love You Back
Foreword: This was a message board post I wrote after the trouncing the Buffalo Bills put on us in week 3 last year. Joe Philbin was still the head coach, and I had little reason to care about this team any more. 2015 was the first time that I didn’t make watching Dolphins games a priority…
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Episode 54: The One Percenters (Wildcard Weekend Preview @ Pittsburgh)
The Miami Dolphins, AKA “The One Percenters” swim into Pittsburgh on Sunday to take on the AFC North Champion Steelers. A team they pulverized in week 6, 30-15, which included an injury to their star QB, Ben Roethlisberger, the Steelers have since righted the ship and rattled off an impressive win streak of their own.…
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