Author: Sam Marcoux
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Name The Perfectville Mascot
Our paper bag mascot has become quite popular with our readers and listeners. And the time is right for us to name our paper friend proper. And since we can’t decide on a name ourselves, and in a desperate attempt to be more interactive with the audience, we have decided to make this an official…
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Episode 26: Predicting the 53 Man Roster
Sam and Chris review the game against the Atlanta Falcons and hand out their “Worst Players Ever” awards in addition to breaking down every roster spot available and predicting the final 53 man roster for opening day. Who do Sam and Chris see staying? Who gets cut? And can Dallas Thomas survive yet ANOTHER bad…
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Episode 25: Preseason Game #3 vs. Atlanta Falcons
Jam packed show this week as Sam and Chris review the 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys, as well as preview the Thursday Night, prime time match up against the Atlanta Falcons. Find out who we thought were the worst players ever in week 2. And what Ridiculous Predictions do we have…
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Episode 24: Preseason Week 2 against The Dallas Cowboys
Week 2 of preseason is here and sees The Dolphins heading to Dallas to take on America’s Team. Sam and Chris discuss what they want to see in this game, who they want to see it from and of course, Ridiculous Predictions. Plus, Chris reveals his middle name and his parents WEIRD obsession with Michael…
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Episode 23: Preseason Game One Recap @ New York Giants
The first official game of the 2016-2017 Miami Dolphins season is in the books! Miami traveled to New Jersey to take on the OTHER team at Met Life Stadium, The New York Giants, and walked out of their preseason match up with a 27-10 victory. Sam and Chris break down what went right, want went…
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Episode 22: Dolphins vs. Giants Pre-Season Game Preview
Football is finally back! Granted it is week one of Pre-Season and the majority of players that we actually know will spend more time standing on the sidelines than crouching in the huddle. But still…FOOTBALL! Sam and Chris review the positions and personnel that they will be keeping a keen eye on, during this game.…
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Episode 21: The New and IMPROVED Dolphins Stadium
The Miami Dolphins have spent over 500 million dollars and years of design and construction to remodel and renovate the house that Joe Robbie built. Sam and Chris discuss those improvements, address the criticism some fans have lobbed towards the project and what home field advantages the new/old stadium provides Miami. The boys also…
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Episode 20: Training Camp Starts
Training Camp for the Miami Dolphins has started and Day One provided a ton of news. Multiple players were put on the PUP list to the surprise of many, Dion Jordan got reinstated on a provisional basis, Jason Taylor landed a new job with the franchise and the return of Wakezilla astonishes everyone, including Head…
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Episode 19: The Hateful 28 Part One
Sam and Chris return to discuss the recent signing of Arian Foster, the retiring of Greg Jennings and Chris ranks all the NFL teams outside of the AFC East in order from least to most hated. Plus, we spend a second discussing the AFC East. Contact Perfectville via e-mail at @perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter: @PerfectvillePod.…
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Episode 18: NFL Fight Song Jambaroo
On this trip to Perfectville, Sam and Chris focus on the Miami Dolphins fight song. This infamous bad song was written and performed by Lee Ofman after The Dolphins had their perfect season, and it has stuck itself to the franchise like a wet paper bag, ever since. However, is it the worst NFL fight…
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Episode 17: Coach Wes Welker?
On this trip to Perfectville, we explore the brief hold out of Safety Reshad Jones. The superstar Defensive Back ended the minutes-long trepidation of Dolfans everywhere by showing up to mandatory mini-camp and participating with the team for the first time since last season. Plus, Miami cuts a quarterback, Sam and Chris can’t figure out…
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Episode 16: Organized Team Activities
Sam and Chris return after being on the PUP list for a few weeks due to surgeries and performances. And coming back with them, FOOTBALL! Well, organized team activities, at least. So…sorta football. Perfectville catches you up on all the latest news and views regarding Dion Jordan’s pending reinstatement, Cameron Wake’s insane comeback from a…
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Episode 15: New NFL Rules
The NFL Competition Committee has approved nine new rules for the 2016-2017 season. From banning chop blocks all together, to further attempts to stop kick off returns and everything in between. Find out what the rules are, and how they pertain to the Miami Dolphins in this episode! Follow Sam on Twitter @ Tigerclawmedy Follow…
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Episode 14: 2016 NFL Draft Discussion
The picks are in and The Miami Dolphins have arguably walked away with the most talented, yet most controversial, player in the draft. Offensive Tackle Laremy Tunsil, once thought to be a sure fire first overall pick, saw that go up in smoke as a damning video of him smoking pot surfaced minutes before the…
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Episode 13: Simon Clancy and the NFL Draft
The BBC’s own Simon Clancy visits Perfectville to discuss the impending NFL Draft. What position does Simon feel is a lock to be addressed with Miami’s first pick? Which player does Simon feel is the best overall? Is Miami responsible for some false rumors about top prospects in an effort to get them to drop…
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Episode 12: Breaking Down the 2016 Dolphins Regular Season Schedule
The NFL released the 2016 regular season schedule a week earlier than planned, and Sam and Chris break down Miami’s. From starting on the road against two power houses, to getting four consecutive home games and even ending the season against all three of our AFC East rivals, the schedule is filled with challenges, opportunities…
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Episode 11: Stadium Name Game
Miami Dolphins Owner, Stephen Ross, is reportedly thinking about naming the stadium where the MIAMI DOLPHINS play, New York Life Stadium. Obviously, this is a PR disaster that cannot happen. Sam and Chris have decided to come up with acceptable alternatives to this ridiculous idea, in order to help the franchise from once again, screwing…
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Episode 10: Bad Dolphins Coaches
Sam and Chris are back again, and this time they reflect on the lost decades of bad coaching. From poor decisions, jerks and horrendous lies, to a rash of great guys who couldn’t coach a pee-wee team, Miami has run the gamut of sucktitude at the head coach position. Grab a drink and brace for…
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Episode Nine: Farewell To Miko Grimes
Sam and Chris are back to discuss the first week of NFL Free Agency. Perfectville reviews the Byron Maxwell/Kiko Alonso trade, the Mario Williams, Isa Abdul-Quddus and Jermon Bushrod signings, as well as the swing and miss for C.J. Anderson by our beloved Dolphins. Additionally, since Brent Grimes left Miami to sign with the Tampa…
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Episode Eight: Free Agency Frenzy
Sam and Chris are BACK after a three week hiatus. The boys talk about their first impressions of free agency in 2016 for the Miami Dolphins. From the controversial trade with the Philadelphia Eagles, to Mario Williams signing with Miami and more. We also discuss the impending losses of Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon and others.…
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Episode Seven: Worst Dolphins Losses
The Carolina Panthers just lost the Super Bowl and Cam Newton is devastated. There is nothing worse than losing the biggest game in your chosen sport, right? Wrong. 62-7. The Monday Night Meltdown. Spray Mucus. “See You After Practice,” and more. These are just some of the legendary and iconic losses the Miami…
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Episode Six: Wide Receivers, Running Backs and Tight Ends
Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss the skill positions of the Miami Dolphins. Does Lamar Miller stay as our primary running back? Is there a replacement in free agency that Adam Gase is familiar with, already? Jordan Cameron under performed as our starting tight end in 2015 and is due a ton of…
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Episode Five: The Offensive Line
The Miami Dolphins had a historically bad offensive line in 2015. Awful in run blocking and terrible in pass blocking. Injury after injury and a depth pool so shallow that even Jesus’s friends could walk across it. Sam and Chris discuss what can be done to help fix in in time for the 2016 NFL…
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Episode Four: 2016 Miami Dolphins Free Agents
Sam and Chris discuss the pending free agents for the Miami Dolphins. Who should we re-sign, who we should let go elsewhere, and why? Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon, Derrick Shelby, Rishard Mathews, Jake Stoneburner and all the others are discussed. Plus, Sam and Chris cannot remember a former Miami Dolphins turned New England Patriots player’s…
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Episode Three: The Ryan Tannehill Debate
Ryan Tannehill has been the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins for four years. Some say he is the team’s “Franchise”, while others feel the organization needs to move on and find his replacement. Sam and Chris take up either side of this debate in this episode that is sure to spark conversation amongst fellow…
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Episode Two: 2015 Miami Dolphins Season Awards
The 2015 NFL Season for the Miami Dolphins did not go as planned. Which means it was about par for the course. Despite the losing record and missing the playoffs again, there were some actual highlights throughout the season. Sam and Chris give out their prestigious awards to the Miami Dolphins players and plays that…
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Episode One: Dolphins Head Coach Adam Gase
Sam and Chris debut “Perfectville” by discussing the debut of The Miami Dolphins new head coach, Adam Gase. Is the hire a good fit for Miami? What type of offense can we expect to run under Mr. Gase? Was Dan Campbell treated fairly or was he shafted out of a job that should have been…
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