Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag […]

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As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee? […]

Miami went into Baltimore seeking their seventh win a row, and left there still having only seven wins total, as the Ravens flocked the Dolphins up, 38-6. Defensively, Miami was terrible. Offensively, Miami was terrible. Special teams, however…was terrible. So what went wrong? Did anything go right? And does DeVante Parker have a second career […]

The playoffs start NOW, as Miami steamrolls into Baltimore to take on the third seeded, and AFC North Division leading, Ravens. Can Miami take out a playoff contender while in a hostile environment? Will Ryan Tannehill or Jay Ajayi be able to crack the seemingly, unsolvable code, that is The Ravens defense? And who, among […]

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The Miami Dolphins won their sixth straight game and are now the sixth seed in the AFC Playoff standings! It wasn’t easy, however, as Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers put up a valiant effort before succumbing to defeat, two yards short of the game tying touchdown by Kaepernick. Who stepped up to thwart […]

Another week, another Miami Dolphins win. Five in a row now for the boys from South Beach, and this one was an ugly, wet mess until about five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Ryan Tannehill, Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker stepped up (finally!) and sent the West Coast Dol-Fans who braved the Los Angeles […]

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  The Dolphins combined their west coast road trip, so we combined our west coast podcasts! A JUMBO (non-Elliot version) edition of Perfectville, as we discuss the four game winning streak that continued in San Diego, as well as preview the upcoming game against the St. Louis Los Angeles Rams. Can Miami survive a loss to their […]

Sam and Chris tackle the huge game this weekend against The AFC West’s San Diego Chargers. What player needs to step up and earn his money on offense this week? Who does the defense need to focus on shutting down in San Diego’s high octane offense? Plus, RIDICULOUS PREDICTIONS! Follow us on Twitter: Perfectville @ PerfectvillePod […]

Miami had a bye week, which means the Dolphins haven’t lost in over three weeks! You have to love that, right? But what we don’t love, are the other teams in the AFC East. But we all know that, so we decided to take the time we have in the bye week, to explain why […]

Reshad Jones is officially gone for the season, LeSean McCoy left Buffalo’s practice with a hamstring issue and the intense rivalry between the Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills heats up, as they prepare for battle this Sunday! Sam and Chris give their thoughts on who they they will win and why. Plus, some actual news […]

The boys are back after another bad loss to the Pittsburgh Steele…wait, what? They won? Not only that, but they DOMINATED?!?! How did this happen? Chris and Sam break down what went right against a very good Steelers team this past Sunday. Plus, some breaking news that promises to bring the entire fan base down. […]

Chris and Sam discuss the abysmal loss to the Titans, Adam Gase’s firing spree and the latest trade rumors swirling around Ryan Tannehill. Plus, we look ahead to this weekend’s game against The Steelers. Does Miami even have a shot at winning this game, given the amount of injuries on defense and Pittsburgh’s potent offense? […]

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Travis Wingfield joins Sam once again to review the Thursday Night Debacle against Cincinnati. Is Adam Gase in over his head? Is Tannehill in danger of being traded for Jay Cutler? Who are the worst players ever? And can Miami salvage this season, or is it time to focus on the draft? Plus, a second […]

Sam and Chris preview the home opener as The Cleveland Browns limp into town to take on the best 0-2 team in the league. Will Miami win? Of course, but the question remains by how much? Plus, we give you our RIdiculous Predictions and we spend a second talking about the AFC East! Follow us […]

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Our paper bag mascot has become quite popular with our readers and listeners. And the time is right for us to name our paper friend proper. And since we can’t decide on a name ourselves, and in a desperate attempt to be more interactive with the audience, we have decided to make this an official […]

Sam and Chris review the game against the Atlanta Falcons and hand out their “Worst Players Ever” awards in addition to breaking down every roster spot available and predicting the final 53 man roster for opening day. Who do Sam and Chris see staying? Who gets cut? And can Dallas Thomas survive yet ANOTHER bad […]

Jam packed show this week as Sam and Chris review the 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys, as well as preview the Thursday Night, prime time match up against the Atlanta Falcons. Find out who we thought were the worst players ever in week 2. And what Ridiculous Predictions do we have […]

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Football is the ultimate team game. Stats only tell a partial truth that must be backed up with what the eye in the sky says because different assignments and play responsibilities can have a “trickle-down effect” on a player’s teammates. Sure, losing Cam Wake mid-season hamstrung (Achilles-strung?) the pass rush. But the primary culprit in […]

The All Paper Bag Team   I grew up a prototypical 90’s kid. Nicktoons ran on loop, I played Nintendo 64 at a Reshad Jones level and when I got home from school, I took to the backyard to play whatever sport was in season. At 7:10 pacific standard time every night I watched Ken […]

On this trip to Perfectville, Sam and Chris focus on the Miami Dolphins fight song. This infamous bad song was written and performed by Lee Ofman after The Dolphins had their perfect season, and it has stuck itself to the franchise like a wet paper bag, ever since. However, is it the worst NFL fight […]

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When Sam and Chris first introduced me to “Perfectville,” I was hooked. I desperately wanted to attach my name to it. So when Sam reached out to offer me the Head Writer position, I responded emphatically with “THAT’S ANOTHER MIAMI DOLPHINS, FIRST DOWN! (my way of accepting.) I grew up watching Dan Marino but I […]

On this trip to Perfectville, we explore the brief hold out of Safety Reshad Jones. The superstar Defensive Back ended the minutes-long trepidation of Dolfans everywhere by showing up to mandatory mini-camp and participating with the team for the first time since last season. Plus, Miami cuts a quarterback, Sam and Chris can’t figure out […]

The NFL Competition Committee has approved nine new rules for the 2016-2017 season. From banning chop blocks all together, to further attempts to stop kick off returns and everything in between. Find out what the rules are, and how they pertain to the Miami Dolphins in this episode!   Follow Sam on Twitter @ Tigerclawmedy Follow […]

The picks are in and The Miami Dolphins have arguably walked away with the most talented, yet most controversial, player in the draft. Offensive Tackle Laremy Tunsil, once thought to be a sure fire first overall pick, saw that go up in smoke as a damning video of him smoking pot surfaced minutes before the […]

The BBC’s own Simon Clancy visits Perfectville to discuss the impending NFL Draft. What position does Simon feel is a lock to be addressed with Miami’s first pick? Which player does Simon feel is the best overall? Is Miami responsible for some false rumors about top prospects in an effort to get them to drop […]

Miami Dolphins Owner, Stephen Ross, is reportedly thinking about naming the stadium where the MIAMI DOLPHINS play, New York Life Stadium. Obviously, this is a PR disaster that cannot happen. Sam and Chris have decided to come up with acceptable alternatives to this ridiculous idea, in order to help the franchise from once again, screwing […]

Sam and Chris are back again, and this time they reflect on the lost decades of bad coaching. From poor decisions, jerks and horrendous lies, to a rash of great guys who couldn’t coach a pee-wee team, Miami has run the gamut of sucktitude at the head coach position. Grab a drink and brace for […]

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Sam and Chris are back to discuss the first week of NFL Free Agency. Perfectville reviews the Byron Maxwell/Kiko Alonso trade, the Mario Williams, Isa Abdul-Quddus  and Jermon Bushrod signings, as well as the swing and miss for C.J. Anderson by our beloved Dolphins. Additionally, since Brent Grimes left Miami to sign with the Tampa […]

The Miami Dolphins had a historically bad offensive line in 2015. Awful in run blocking and terrible in pass blocking. Injury after injury and a depth pool so shallow that even Jesus’s friends could walk across it. Sam and Chris discuss what can be done to help fix in in time for the 2016 NFL […]

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Sam and Chris discuss the pending free agents for the Miami Dolphins. Who should we re-sign, who we should let go elsewhere, and why? Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon, Derrick Shelby, Rishard Mathews, Jake Stoneburner and all the others are discussed. Plus, Sam and Chris cannot remember a former Miami Dolphins turned New England Patriots player’s […]

Ryan Tannehill has been the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins for four years. Some say he is the team’s “Franchise”, while others feel the organization needs to move on and find his replacement. Sam and Chris take up either side of this debate in this episode that is sure to spark conversation amongst fellow […]

The 2015 NFL Season for the Miami Dolphins did not go as planned. Which means it was about par for the course. Despite the losing record and missing the playoffs again, there were some actual highlights throughout the season. Sam and Chris give out their prestigious awards to the Miami Dolphins players and plays that […]

Sam and Chris debut “Perfectville” by discussing the debut of The Miami Dolphins new head coach, Adam Gase. Is the hire a good fit for Miami? What type of offense can we expect to run under Mr. Gase? Was Dan Campbell treated fairly or was he shafted out of a job that should have been […]