This Week: The Miami Dolphins have traded away Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills to The Texans, Kiko Alonso to the Saints and cut young defensive studs like Vincent Taylor. What in the heck is going on here?!?!?! Sam and Chris break down the dramatic last week of preseason for The Dolphins and preview Week One […]

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This Week: Sam and Chris discuss the upcoming PRESEASON EXTRAVAGANZA between YOUR Miami Dolphins and The Atlanta Falcons. What are the top three things Chris is looking for out of this game? What are Sam’s? Plus, is Miami doing the right thing by having Ryan Fitzpatrick start at the quarterback spot? Or is Brian Flores […]

This Week: Chris Cullen returns to Perfectville from his vacation, only to find that The Miami Dolphins have lost two games in a row and are now in SECOND place in the AFC East. So what in the hell went wrong? Is it bad play calling? Too many injuries to overcome? Or maybe it is […]

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The boys are back in town! Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with updated equipment, new segments and of course, the same amount of cussin’ and fussin’ that the Citizens Of Perfectville demand! This Week: -Chris discuss the positional battles he is most looking forward to during training camp. -Sam admits to reading an Omar […]

On this episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris are visited, once again, by three star reviewer, TRSears, who left yet ANOTHER review of our show on Apple Podcasts. This time? He takes aim at fellow citizen, Phinzler. Additionally, Ryan Tannehill has been cleared for any and all football activities without limitations! The much maligned starting […]

Part two of the Draftermath is here! Sam and Chris return to discuss the tail end of the 2018 draft class for the Miami Dolphins, as well as the rookie undrafted free agent class. Plus, we sandwich in a discussion on Miami’s new quarterback signing and Cam Wake’s standing in the league. Plus, Sam’s favorite […]

Perfectville hits the century mark for podcast episode and celebrates like only Sam and Chris can. The return of the PHINZEES is here, with brand new categories and a laundry list of winners. Who wins Citizen of the Year? Which Miami Dolphins related surprise led to the WTF? Phinzee being in their possession? And of […]

    HAPPY NEW NFL YEAR! The new season is officially here, and The Miami Dolphins are celebrating by completely changing their players. Elite defenders released, franchise players traded away and team captains cut. Adam Gase and the rest of the front office are hell bent on changing the culture of The Dolphins, even if […]

  The boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders […]

Another second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to […]

Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”. What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches […]

It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the […]

After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and […]

Chris recently suffered a gruesome ankle injury, that Sam mocks to infinity. The boys re-call times where they pooped and peed themselves during athletic contests, and find time to discuss the actual football team a little bit, as well. What unit on offense is stacked to the brim with talent? Which position scares the hell […]

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The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the […]

Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy […]

Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris. The Tag […]

After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or […]

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The Ultimate Dolfans Guide to Dethroning the Patriots – Step 1: All About The Benjamins By Lazaro Montecruz The Miami Dolphins have a monumental task ahead of them in 2017. Their goal, more so than that of any other team in the National Football League, is to take on and defeat the juggernauts that are […]

As the Patriots prepare the streets of Boston for a fifth Super Bowl parade, the three step-children of the AFC East continue to wonder – when will it end? Two decades of chasing a divisional silver medal should be nearing its triumphed conclusion. Instead, the 39 year old quarterback and curmudgeon coach that consistently turns […]

As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee? […]

The Miami Dolphins have some decisions to make this off season. Starting with their own free agents, the front office is going to have to figure out if it makes financial sense to sign players like Kenny Stills, Andre Branch, Kiko Alonso and others to big contracts, or let them go and look to replace […]

It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency […]

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The 2016 Dolphins were many things. Between the heart-thumping finishes, exceeded expectations, and setting a new organizational precedence, if nothing else, this team was a sheer pleasure to watch. With an impressive resolve, the Dolphins overcame a multitude of adverse situations to win double digit games and secure a post-season berth for the first time […]

Miami went into Baltimore seeking their seventh win a row, and left there still having only seven wins total, as the Ravens flocked the Dolphins up, 38-6. Defensively, Miami was terrible. Offensively, Miami was terrible. Special teams, however…was terrible. So what went wrong? Did anything go right? And does DeVante Parker have a second career […]

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The Miami Dolphins won their sixth straight game and are now the sixth seed in the AFC Playoff standings! It wasn’t easy, however, as Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers put up a valiant effort before succumbing to defeat, two yards short of the game tying touchdown by Kaepernick. Who stepped up to thwart […]

Another week, another Miami Dolphins win. Five in a row now for the boys from South Beach, and this one was an ugly, wet mess until about five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Ryan Tannehill, Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker stepped up (finally!) and sent the West Coast Dol-Fans who braved the Los Angeles […]

The boys are back and well rested after following The Miami Dolphins’ lead, and taking some time off. Sam and Chris tackle the big rivalry game as Miami take son the stinkin’ New York Jets, at home, inside of Hard Rock Stadium. A win against New York, coupled with a Buffalo Bills loss to Seattle […]

Most Englishmen that go into sport choose football. But it wasn’t until he came across the pond that Jay Ajayi found himself immersed in America’s rendition of the game. Before stealing national headlines by joining the company of O.J. Simpson, Earl Campbell and Ricky Williams as the only players to rush for 200 yards in […]

The boys are back after another bad loss to the Pittsburgh Steele…wait, what? They won? Not only that, but they DOMINATED?!?! How did this happen? Chris and Sam break down what went right against a very good Steelers team this past Sunday. Plus, some breaking news that promises to bring the entire fan base down. […]

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Travis Wingfield joins Sam once again to review the Thursday Night Debacle against Cincinnati. Is Adam Gase in over his head? Is Tannehill in danger of being traded for Jay Cutler? Who are the worst players ever? And can Miami salvage this season, or is it time to focus on the draft? Plus, a second […]

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Sam and Chris to review what went wrong up in Foxboro. An overwhelmed defense, a slow starting offense and the legend of Jimmy Garoppolo combined to drop 31 point quickly on our beloved fins. If not for the Herculean effort of Ryan Tannehill, the talent of Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker, and most importantly, Kiko […]

  The boys are back and licking their wounds after a painful week one loss to the Seattle Seahawks. Find out what Sam and Chris thought about the last minute collapse by the defense, what specific plays changed the outcome of the game and of course, who the worst players ever are. We also say […]

The regular season is here! Sam and Chris preview Miami’s first game against The Seattle Seahawks. The ‘Hawks are virtually unstoppable in their home stadium with Russell Wilson under center. Ryan Tannehill is 1-0 against his fellow 2012 drafted counterpart. Will Seattle remain dominant? Or will history repeat itself with a Ryan Tannehill led victory […]

You hear it all the time. “Why do you care so much? It’s just dudes playing a GAME!” Maybe to some, football is “just a game” but to the guys and gals that watch this beautiful sport, it’s far more than just a game. It’s a spectacle! It’s waking up early on Sundays to get […]

A player’s job in the NFL is unlike most professions in many ways. Voting for captains (superiors) is one of those unique traits. Today, the Dolphins elected five captains for the 2016 season. Offense: Ryan Tannehill – The quarterback had better be one of the captains of the team. Ryan Tannehill and his grey, dull […]

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The number one thing to take away from the pre-season is that you shouldn’t take anything away from the pre-season. These glorified scrimmages can prove who is worthy of the bubble spots on the roster and who is capable of flashing ability in one-on-one situations. The pre-season has had its bright spots sprinkled in over […]

In an attempt to bolster the wide receiving corps that is lacking size, and at the same time, ridding themselves of players whose name sound like bad porno names, The Miami Dolphins have signed former Tennessee Titan, Justin Hunter (6’4″, 200 lbs) and released Griff Whalen (Cable Guy/Pizza Delivery Boy in adult movies). The move […]

The following players were cut today to get the roster to 53. Imagine if you are a football player and aren’t good enough to make a team like the Miami Dolphins…ouch: Players in bold, commentary in (parenthesis) CUTS: OL Sam Young (Great first name, bad player) CB Chimdi Chekwa (ChekWHY was this a surprise to […]

When you hear the letters “ACL” you often think of a player falling down with no contact and joining the injured reserve for the rest of the season. The anterior crucial ligament or ACL tear is one of the most career threatening injuries due to its long recovery time and high risk of re-injury. Today […]

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Our paper bag mascot has become quite popular with our readers and listeners. And the time is right for us to name our paper friend proper. And since we can’t decide on a name ourselves, and in a desperate attempt to be more interactive with the audience, we have decided to make this an official […]

Sam and Chris review the game against the Atlanta Falcons and hand out their “Worst Players Ever” awards in addition to breaking down every roster spot available and predicting the final 53 man roster for opening day. Who do Sam and Chris see staying? Who gets cut? And can Dallas Thomas survive yet ANOTHER bad […]

Falcons 6 Dolphins 17 Although not outstanding by any measure, that performance gave me a much better feeling heading into the season. The best news of all, assuming Ndamukong Suh’s ankle injury is as minor as we’re told, the Dolphins get out of this game without any serious injuries and appear poised (knock on wood) […]

Jam packed show this week as Sam and Chris review the 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys, as well as preview the Thursday Night, prime time match up against the Atlanta Falcons. Find out who we thought were the worst players ever in week 2. And what Ridiculous Predictions do we have […]

Miami Dolphins (1-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (0-1) Friday August 19, 8:00 EST Cowboys Stadium   Now that you’ve removed your finger from the panic button and prepare for another installment of Dolphins football, let’s get you ready for the game. The Cowboys came out on fire against the Rams in their opener taking the opening […]

Football is finally back! Granted it is week one of Pre-Season and the majority of players that we actually know will spend more time standing on the sidelines than crouching in the huddle. But still…FOOTBALL! Sam and Chris review the positions and personnel that they will be keeping a keen eye on, during this game. […]

Training Camp for the Miami Dolphins has started and Day One provided a ton of news. Multiple players were put on the PUP list to the surprise of many, Dion Jordan got reinstated on a provisional basis, Jason Taylor landed a new job with the franchise and the return of Wakezilla astonishes everyone, including Head […]

Sam and Chris return to discuss the recent signing of Arian Foster, the retiring of Greg Jennings and Chris ranks all the NFL teams outside of the AFC East in order from least to most hated. Plus, we spend a second discussing the AFC East. Contact Perfectville via e-mail at @perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter: @PerfectvillePod. […]

Patrons of football gambling are responsible for at least a portion of the chandeliers in Las Vegas. Picking games against the spread is a difficult way to make a living. The outcomes are unpredictable and, more often than not, the house wins. Why is this? Every year, players prove to be something different than what […]

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Football is the ultimate team game. Stats only tell a partial truth that must be backed up with what the eye in the sky says because different assignments and play responsibilities can have a “trickle-down effect” on a player’s teammates. Sure, losing Cam Wake mid-season hamstrung (Achilles-strung?) the pass rush. But the primary culprit in […]

On this trip to Perfectville, Sam and Chris focus on the Miami Dolphins fight song. This infamous bad song was written and performed by Lee Ofman after The Dolphins had their perfect season, and it has stuck itself to the franchise like a wet paper bag, ever since. However, is it the worst NFL fight […]

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When Sam and Chris first introduced me to “Perfectville,” I was hooked. I desperately wanted to attach my name to it. So when Sam reached out to offer me the Head Writer position, I responded emphatically with “THAT’S ANOTHER MIAMI DOLPHINS, FIRST DOWN! (my way of accepting.) I grew up watching Dan Marino but I […]

On this trip to Perfectville, we explore the brief hold out of Safety Reshad Jones. The superstar Defensive Back ended the minutes-long trepidation of Dolfans everywhere by showing up to mandatory mini-camp and participating with the team for the first time since last season. Plus, Miami cuts a quarterback, Sam and Chris can’t figure out […]

Sam and Chris return after being on the PUP list for a few weeks due to surgeries and performances. And coming back with them, FOOTBALL! Well, organized team activities, at least. So…sorta football. Perfectville catches you up on all the latest news and views regarding Dion Jordan’s pending reinstatement, Cameron Wake’s insane comeback from a […]

The NFL Competition Committee has approved nine new rules for the 2016-2017 season. From banning chop blocks all together, to further attempts to stop kick off returns and everything in between. Find out what the rules are, and how they pertain to the Miami Dolphins in this episode!   Follow Sam on Twitter @ Tigerclawmedy Follow […]

The picks are in and The Miami Dolphins have arguably walked away with the most talented, yet most controversial, player in the draft. Offensive Tackle Laremy Tunsil, once thought to be a sure fire first overall pick, saw that go up in smoke as a damning video of him smoking pot surfaced minutes before the […]

The BBC’s own Simon Clancy visits Perfectville to discuss the impending NFL Draft. What position does Simon feel is a lock to be addressed with Miami’s first pick? Which player does Simon feel is the best overall? Is Miami responsible for some false rumors about top prospects in an effort to get them to drop […]

Sam and Chris are back again, and this time they reflect on the lost decades of bad coaching. From poor decisions, jerks and horrendous lies, to a rash of great guys who couldn’t coach a pee-wee team, Miami has run the gamut of sucktitude at the head coach position. Grab a drink and brace for […]

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Sam and Chris are back to discuss the first week of NFL Free Agency. Perfectville reviews the Byron Maxwell/Kiko Alonso trade, the Mario Williams, Isa Abdul-Quddus  and Jermon Bushrod signings, as well as the swing and miss for C.J. Anderson by our beloved Dolphins. Additionally, since Brent Grimes left Miami to sign with the Tampa […]

Sam and Chris are BACK after a three week hiatus. The boys talk about their first impressions of free agency in 2016 for the Miami Dolphins. From the controversial trade with the Philadelphia Eagles, to Mario Williams signing with Miami and more. We also discuss the impending losses of Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon and others. […]

The Miami Dolphins had a historically bad offensive line in 2015. Awful in run blocking and terrible in pass blocking. Injury after injury and a depth pool so shallow that even Jesus’s friends could walk across it. Sam and Chris discuss what can be done to help fix in in time for the 2016 NFL […]

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Sam and Chris discuss the pending free agents for the Miami Dolphins. Who should we re-sign, who we should let go elsewhere, and why? Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon, Derrick Shelby, Rishard Mathews, Jake Stoneburner and all the others are discussed. Plus, Sam and Chris cannot remember a former Miami Dolphins turned New England Patriots player’s […]