Reshad Jones is officially gone for the season, LeSean McCoy left Buffalo’s practice with a hamstring issue and the intense rivalry between the Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills heats up, as they prepare for battle this Sunday! Sam and Chris give their thoughts on who they they will win and why. Plus, some actual news […]

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The boys are back after another bad loss to the Pittsburgh Steele…wait, what? They won? Not only that, but they DOMINATED?!?! How did this happen? Chris and Sam break down what went right against a very good Steelers team this past Sunday. Plus, some breaking news that promises to bring the entire fan base down. […]

Chris and Sam discuss the abysmal loss to the Titans, Adam Gase’s firing spree and the latest trade rumors swirling around Ryan Tannehill. Plus, we look ahead to this weekend’s game against The Steelers. Does Miami even have a shot at winning this game, given the amount of injuries on defense and Pittsburgh’s potent offense? […]

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Week Four is upon us and Travis Wingfield is filling in for Chris Cullen as we navigate the murky waters of our win against Cleveland, as well as what Miami needs to do to escape Ohio 2-2. Should Ja’Wuan James continue to start? Is Kenyan Drake our best option at running back? And which wide […]

Sam and Chris preview the home opener as The Cleveland Browns limp into town to take on the best 0-2 team in the league. Will Miami win? Of course, but the question remains by how much? Plus, we give you our RIdiculous Predictions and we spend a second talking about the AFC East! Follow us […]

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Sam and Chris to review what went wrong up in Foxboro. An overwhelmed defense, a slow starting offense and the legend of Jimmy Garoppolo combined to drop 31 point quickly on our beloved fins. If not for the Herculean effort of Ryan Tannehill, the talent of Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker, and most importantly, Kiko […]

  The boys are back and licking their wounds after a painful week one loss to the Seattle Seahawks. Find out what Sam and Chris thought about the last minute collapse by the defense, what specific plays changed the outcome of the game and of course, who the worst players ever are. We also say […]

You hear it all the time. “Why do you care so much? It’s just dudes playing a GAME!” Maybe to some, football is “just a game” but to the guys and gals that watch this beautiful sport, it’s far more than just a game. It’s a spectacle! It’s waking up early on Sundays to get […]

A player’s job in the NFL is unlike most professions in many ways. Voting for captains (superiors) is one of those unique traits. Today, the Dolphins elected five captains for the 2016 season. Offense: Ryan Tannehill – The quarterback had better be one of the captains of the team. Ryan Tannehill and his grey, dull […]

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The number one thing to take away from the pre-season is that you shouldn’t take anything away from the pre-season. These glorified scrimmages can prove who is worthy of the bubble spots on the roster and who is capable of flashing ability in one-on-one situations. The pre-season has had its bright spots sprinkled in over […]

The following players were cut today to get the roster to 53. Imagine if you are a football player and aren’t good enough to make a team like the Miami Dolphins…ouch: Players in bold, commentary in (parenthesis) CUTS: OL Sam Young (Great first name, bad player) CB Chimdi Chekwa (ChekWHY was this a surprise to […]

Sam and Chris review the game against the Atlanta Falcons and hand out their “Worst Players Ever” awards in addition to breaking down every roster spot available and predicting the final 53 man roster for opening day. Who do Sam and Chris see staying? Who gets cut? And can Dallas Thomas survive yet ANOTHER bad […]

Falcons 6 Dolphins 17 Although not outstanding by any measure, that performance gave me a much better feeling heading into the season. The best news of all, assuming Ndamukong Suh’s ankle injury is as minor as we’re told, the Dolphins get out of this game without any serious injuries and appear poised (knock on wood) […]

Atlanta Falcons (2-0) @ Miami Dolphins (1-1) Thursday August 25 8:00 EST – Hard Rock Stadium – NBC National Broadcast   The third pre-season game is always the “dress rehearsal” for the regular season. Just as the Dolphins are preparing for their contest possible adding some minimal scheming, I’m going to transition more into a […]

Jam packed show this week as Sam and Chris review the 41-14 drubbing at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys, as well as preview the Thursday Night, prime time match up against the Atlanta Falcons. Find out who we thought were the worst players ever in week 2. And what Ridiculous Predictions do we have […]

Dolphins 14 (1-1) Cowboys 41 (1-1) That was difficult to stomach. That queasy, unwelcomed feeling of watching this team fall helplessly off the rails reared its ugly head once more as Miami were completely undone by the Cowboys. There are inevitable mistakes that will occur in the pre-season. Missed assignments, blown coverages, penalties, substitution issues […]

Football is finally back! Granted it is week one of Pre-Season and the majority of players that we actually know will spend more time standing on the sidelines than crouching in the huddle. But still…FOOTBALL! Sam and Chris review the positions and personnel that they will be keeping a keen eye on, during this game. […]

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  The Miami Dolphins have spent over 500 million dollars and years of design and construction to remodel and renovate the house that Joe Robbie built. Sam and Chris discuss those improvements, address the criticism some fans have lobbed towards the project and what home field advantages the new/old stadium provides Miami. The boys also […]

Training Camp for the Miami Dolphins has started and Day One provided a ton of news. Multiple players were put on the PUP list to the surprise of many, Dion Jordan got reinstated on a provisional basis, Jason Taylor landed a new job with the franchise and the return of Wakezilla astonishes everyone, including Head […]

Sam and Chris return to discuss the recent signing of Arian Foster, the retiring of Greg Jennings and Chris ranks all the NFL teams outside of the AFC East in order from least to most hated. Plus, we spend a second discussing the AFC East. Contact Perfectville via e-mail at @perfectvillepodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter: @PerfectvillePod. […]

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Football is the ultimate team game. Stats only tell a partial truth that must be backed up with what the eye in the sky says because different assignments and play responsibilities can have a “trickle-down effect” on a player’s teammates. Sure, losing Cam Wake mid-season hamstrung (Achilles-strung?) the pass rush. But the primary culprit in […]

On this trip to Perfectville, Sam and Chris focus on the Miami Dolphins fight song. This infamous bad song was written and performed by Lee Ofman after The Dolphins had their perfect season, and it has stuck itself to the franchise like a wet paper bag, ever since. However, is it the worst NFL fight […]

On this trip to Perfectville, we explore the brief hold out of Safety Reshad Jones. The superstar Defensive Back ended the minutes-long trepidation of Dolfans everywhere by showing up to mandatory mini-camp and participating with the team for the first time since last season. Plus, Miami cuts a quarterback, Sam and Chris can’t figure out […]

Sam and Chris return after being on the PUP list for a few weeks due to surgeries and performances. And coming back with them, FOOTBALL! Well, organized team activities, at least. So…sorta football. Perfectville catches you up on all the latest news and views regarding Dion Jordan’s pending reinstatement, Cameron Wake’s insane comeback from a […]

The NFL Competition Committee has approved nine new rules for the 2016-2017 season. From banning chop blocks all together, to further attempts to stop kick off returns and everything in between. Find out what the rules are, and how they pertain to the Miami Dolphins in this episode!   Follow Sam on Twitter @ Tigerclawmedy Follow […]

The picks are in and The Miami Dolphins have arguably walked away with the most talented, yet most controversial, player in the draft. Offensive Tackle Laremy Tunsil, once thought to be a sure fire first overall pick, saw that go up in smoke as a damning video of him smoking pot surfaced minutes before the […]

The BBC’s own Simon Clancy visits Perfectville to discuss the impending NFL Draft. What position does Simon feel is a lock to be addressed with Miami’s first pick? Which player does Simon feel is the best overall? Is Miami responsible for some false rumors about top prospects in an effort to get them to drop […]

Sam and Chris are back again, and this time they reflect on the lost decades of bad coaching. From poor decisions, jerks and horrendous lies, to a rash of great guys who couldn’t coach a pee-wee team, Miami has run the gamut of sucktitude at the head coach position. Grab a drink and brace for […]

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Sam and Chris are back to discuss the first week of NFL Free Agency. Perfectville reviews the Byron Maxwell/Kiko Alonso trade, the Mario Williams, Isa Abdul-Quddus  and Jermon Bushrod signings, as well as the swing and miss for C.J. Anderson by our beloved Dolphins. Additionally, since Brent Grimes left Miami to sign with the Tampa […]

The Carolina Panthers just lost the Super Bowl and Cam Newton is devastated. There is nothing worse than losing the biggest game in your chosen sport, right?   Wrong. 62-7. The Monday Night Meltdown. Spray Mucus. “See You After Practice,” and more.   These are just some of the legendary and iconic losses the Miami […]

The Miami Dolphins had a historically bad offensive line in 2015. Awful in run blocking and terrible in pass blocking. Injury after injury and a depth pool so shallow that even Jesus’s friends could walk across it. Sam and Chris discuss what can be done to help fix in in time for the 2016 NFL […]

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Sam and Chris discuss the pending free agents for the Miami Dolphins. Who should we re-sign, who we should let go elsewhere, and why? Lamar Miller, Olivier Vernon, Derrick Shelby, Rishard Mathews, Jake Stoneburner and all the others are discussed. Plus, Sam and Chris cannot remember a former Miami Dolphins turned New England Patriots player’s […]

Ryan Tannehill has been the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins for four years. Some say he is the team’s “Franchise”, while others feel the organization needs to move on and find his replacement. Sam and Chris take up either side of this debate in this episode that is sure to spark conversation amongst fellow […]

The 2015 NFL Season for the Miami Dolphins did not go as planned. Which means it was about par for the course. Despite the losing record and missing the playoffs again, there were some actual highlights throughout the season. Sam and Chris give out their prestigious awards to the Miami Dolphins players and plays that […]

Sam and Chris debut “Perfectville” by discussing the debut of The Miami Dolphins new head coach, Adam Gase. Is the hire a good fit for Miami? What type of offense can we expect to run under Mr. Gase? Was Dan Campbell treated fairly or was he shafted out of a job that should have been […]